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    To my darling husband,


    Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.

    Fortunately I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

    I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the drive- way I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

    The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

    I am really sorry, but I know with your kindhearted personality you w
    will forgive me.

    You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.

    I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

    Your loving wife.

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    (Scroll all the way down, to the picture's caption)









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    #2
    lol so funny

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      #3
      Thats a good one.Poor F360 makes me cry.

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        #4
        I dont even like automobiles, but that is just sick. A damn lambo, nice truck and that bike probably is going to have some trouble soon too.

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          #5
          lol poor Ferrari
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            #6
            Originally posted by ChrisWW11
            lol poor Ferrari
            And motorcycle !!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MrHazz
              Originally posted by ChrisWW11
              lol poor Ferrari
              And motorcycle !!

              Ahhemm thats no bike thats a scooter....I've dated way to many vespa chicks in my life.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by mapes
                Originally posted by MrHazz
                Originally posted by ChrisWW11
                lol poor Ferrari
                And motorcycle !!

                Ahhemm thats no bike thats a scooter....I've dated way to many vespa chicks in my life.....
                You are serious(about the scooter, not dating vespa chicks)? That looks alot like a bike to me, but this laptop screen sucks. And I dont know automobiles too well.

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                  #9
                  It looks like a scooter to me too.
                  Apache

                  Where do you put the Bayonet?
                  Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                  I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Apache Warrior
                    It looks like a scooter to me too.
                    Apache
                    +1

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by mapes
                      Originally posted by MrHazz
                      Originally posted by ChrisWW11
                      lol poor Ferrari
                      And motorcycle !!

                      Ahhemm thats no bike thats a scooter....I've dated way to many vespa chicks in my life.....
                      Now that I look harder at the picture.

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                        #12
                        Yep I'm serious its a scooter....although I'm serious about the scooter chicks too. nothing like having your GF have you work on crappy Italian scooters...gahh

                        See how it has a leg shield in front and the turn/brake signals are down low. also the rear tire is about the size of a bicycle tire......Although now that you mention it ...it kinda looks like a Honda VFR...


                        sorry hazz had to

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by mapes
                          Yep I'm serious its a scooter....although I'm serious about the scooter chicks too. nothing like having your GF have you work on crappy Italian scooters...gahh

                          See how it has a leg shield in front and the turn/brake signals are down low. also the rear tire is about the size of a bicycle tire......Although now that you mention it ...it kinda looks like a Honda VFR...


                          sorry hazz had to

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