There were Frenchmen. They came to america to earn how to speak english. They go to an opra and learn how to say"memememe". Then they go to a diner and learn how to say "knives and forks knives and forks". Then after they ate they went home to watch television. They watched a commercial and learned how to say "plug it in plug it in". Just after the commercial a policeman came and sayed do you know who killed this man? and they said "memememe". Then he asked what did you kill him with? They said "knives an forks knives and forks". I'm sorry i'm going to have to put you in the electric chair. They then said"plug it in plug it in"!
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Originally posted by ~SAS~LIMEYguys be nice batman is 9
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Now that you mention french teacher, one of them at the school I teach at could probably tell this joke very... hilariously
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Good one. Here's a jole to meet all grades.
How many elephants can you get in a mimi? 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.
Hey it has been many years since I was in the fifth gradeJaspurr
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