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    There were Frenchmen. They came to america to earn how to speak english. They go to an opra and learn how to say"memememe". Then they go to a diner and learn how to say "knives and forks knives and forks". Then after they ate they went home to watch television. They watched a commercial and learned how to say "plug it in plug it in". Just after the commercial a policeman came and sayed do you know who killed this man? and they said "memememe". Then he asked what did you kill him with? They said "knives an forks knives and forks". I'm sorry i'm going to have to put you in the electric chair. They then said"plug it in plug it in"!

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    PLEASE tell me if you like this joke I sure know i do!

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      #3
      this is what happens when you feed them..

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        #4
        K3BASFM. "Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
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          #5
          Just a varied version of a joke my friends and I would tell in the 4th grade (6 years ago)

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            #6
            Interesting joke.

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              #7
              guys be nice batman is 9
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                #8
                Originally posted by ~SAS~LIMEY
                guys be nice batman is 9
                That's why I my post is relavent. I thought the orginal (or orginal variation) was funny when I was 9-10 I just thought I'd make a small comparison

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                  #9
                  I liked it.
                  Apache

                  Where do you put the Bayonet?
                  Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                  I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                  Frank Lloyd Wright

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                    #10
                    I liked it too
                    So go on, go on be your own, go on be your own star!
                    A superstar in my eyes!

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                      #11
                      "Plug it in, Plug it in." Isn't that the little jingle for the air freshener you plug into the wall? It's name eludes me...

                      Very funny. I had a French teacher that I can definitely see doing something along these lines.

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                        #12
                        Now that you mention french teacher, one of them at the school I teach at could probably tell this joke very... hilariously

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                          #13
                          Good one. Here's a jole to meet all grades.

                          How many elephants can you get in a mimi? 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

                          How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.

                          Hey it has been many years since I was in the fifth grade
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cold Catalyst
                            Just a varied version of a joke my friends and I would tell in the 4th grade (6 years ago)
                            About the aliens right?
                            Good one batman. and do they really say mememememmeme at an opera?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by GeneralSnake
                              and do they really say mememememmeme at an opera?
                              Generally not in front of an audience but, yes they do vocal warm ups before a show.

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