Evil_T0NY Talks about "tales of the wierd/gross"

[Evil Tony]

Okay, with halloween coming up..I figured I'd start a topic of conversation of the ....Weird.

Okay, I have a question, what kind of tool do you use to pick the wax out of year ears? Do you faxcimilate something from around the house, or perhaps a knitting hook from your wifes knitting collection.

Since it can be expensive to go to an ear nose and throat Dr, why not just use something from around the house to scoop it out of your ear?

[GeneralSnake]

I think I would use a makeshift hook out of a paperclip. Lol, that is very weird, and slightly gross Evil Tony.
Heres one:What do you do when you go number 2, and once your are done you realize there is no toilet paper?(none at all in the house, not just in the restroom)

[ThisElfRocksHard]

Heres one:What do you do when you go number 2, and once your are done you realize there is no toilet paper?(none at all in the house, not just in the restroom)

"Here, kitty kitty!"

[Jeffro]

i use my fiance's bobby pins lol. dude i'm telling you those things work perfect fo getting ear wax out!

[Evil Tony]

I think I would use a makeshift hook out of a paperclip. Lol, that is very weird, and slightly gross Evil Tony.
Heres one:What do you do when you go number 2, and once your are done you realize there is no toilet paper?(none at all in the house, not just in the restroom)

I just use one of those purty hand towels.

[jaspurr]

First as an RN I have to say you should never put anything smaller than your little finger in your ear. ever wondered why your little finger is bigger than your ear canal?

Personally though I use the large end of a paperclip and grip it in the middle to prevent it going in too far. Another tip is to put it in along the top of the ear canal then go down and pull out. Something to do with the shape of the ear canal.

As for the loo paper from a bad experience I always check to see if there is paper first. Better than running from cubicle to cubicle with your pants round your knee's, trust me

[unorignal]

Q-tips after a hot shower to loosen up the wax.

[IceBluLady]

I just a plain ole Q-tip.
Satan pours proxide (sp) in his ear lets it sit for a min. then dumps it out.
As for the bathroom
Rule # 1 always check before sitting down.

[xGoblin013x]

Q-tips...
The cardboard cylinder it comes on, and if it aint enough... thick tissue paper. However, since Id only get that at home... Ill just pray that the stall I choose has some.

[GeneralSnake]

Heres one:What do you do when you go number 2, and once your are done you realize there is no toilet paper?(none at all in the house, not just in the restroom)

"Here, kitty kitty!"

Hah! Greatest answer to any question I have heard in quite some time.

[Cain]

I've seen some odd threads here at Cain's but this one ......................

[Evil Tony]

I've seen some odd threads here at Cain's but this one ......................

Well, I scared ya Didn't I? Happy Halloween!

It's a "Cain's Halloween!"

[Dead_And_Gone]

Ever been in the deep woods, and No.2 is screaming for relief?

GREEN LEAVES...
(Don't use Poison Ivy or similar) lololol

During the winter, Dry crinkly leaves are the pits.
Don't try twigs and dirt, hence the dirty butt syndrome.
Try walking around with little pieces of dirt/twigs/leaves between
your cheeks, and you'll know what I mean.
...
One note about the ear.
For those with sore ears, 1/2 peroxide, 1/2 alchohol (Sometimes
deluted with water) will kill most germs/parasites, especially after
swimming in a natural water source. (Pond, Tank, Stream/River)

Doctor's say ear wax is SUPPOSED to be there. I for one am of
the proponent of Q-tips to remove unsightly wax. To me, it is
almost as bad as long hairs growing out of people's ears or
nose.

[-Bar]

I've seen some odd threads here at Cain's but this one ......................

Look on the bright side... no hacked body parts involved.

[Rand{CLR}]

Well, now there will be. Good going, Bar.

-Rand