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    The Husband Store

    The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a
    woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
    entrance is a description of how the store operates:


    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
    shopper ascends the flights.

    Shoppers may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
    go up to the next floor.

    You cannot go back down except to exit the building!


    A woman goes to 'The Husband Store' to find a husband. On the first
    floor the sign on the door reads:


    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.



    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
    reads:


    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



    'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
    Looking.



    'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking
    and Helps With Housework.



    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Helps
    with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
    sign reads:


    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor.
    This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. The exit is to your left!



    PLEASE NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, 'The Husband Store' owner opened a
    6-floor 'The Wife Store' just across the street where a man may go to
    choose a wife. Same rules apply as the 'The Husband Store.'


    Floor 1 - These women love sex.

    Floor 2 - These women love sex, have money and like beer.



    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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    K3BASFM. "Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
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      #3
      rofl

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        #4
        Hahaha...
        That is great.
        "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist."
        - Dom Helder Camara

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          #5
          I'm going to the fourth floor!

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            #6
            Im going to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 floor

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              #7
              Hey, Snipe

              Originally posted by Reconsnipe1 View Post
              Im going to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 floor
              There's only 6, man, be careful.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Skud View Post
                There's only 6, man, be careful.
                LOL, I was going to say.... don't be so ambitious!
                K3BASFM. "Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
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