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    Ahahahaa ... ohhh man, neighbor has some 'splainin' to dooo !!

    http://www.just-whatever.com/2009/03...o-it-72-times/



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    In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant

    Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.

    When Soupolos's wife failed to get pregnant he made Maus get an exam, turns out Maus was sterile and Maus's wife had to confess who the real father of her kids are

    Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract...
    Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

    #2
    whoa thats messed up all around

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      #3
      Wow......
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        #4
        The ending statement has comedic value that is intuitive as well as obvious :

        "he said he did not guarantee conception, only an honest effort"

        LMAO

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          #5
          LOL. Where is Jerry Springer when you need him?
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            #6
            Originally posted by hammy View Post
            the Ending Statement Has Comedic Value That Is Intuitive As Well As Obvious :

            "he Said He Did Not Guarantee Conception, Only An Honest Effort"

            Lmao
            Roflmao!
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