Hugh Hefner wants Holly back and to meet Jesus...

[Trooper110]

Playboy mansion: Hugh Hefner wants Holly Madison back - Nachrichten English-News - WELT ONLINE

That'd be a slightly creepy meeting...

[Hammy]

its a seperatist view. He wants to meet Jesus to ask him if he is crazy, thats the by-line within that side of the story.

I'd like to find out what Jesus Christ was all about. Separate the reality from mythology. Find out the roots of what has become a major religion of my time. I was raised in a good Methodist home and I had questions about organised religion, and I would love to have the answers.

To which Jesus becomes Mickey from Rocky and says "ya cant hannil da trooth Heff! Ya bum!"

[Trooper110]

rofl

[jaspurr]

I'd like to find out what Jesus Christ was all about. Separate the reality from mythology. Find out the roots of what has become a major religion of my time. I was raised in a good Methodist home and I had questions about organised religion, and I would love to have the answers.

My ass, he would love to have the publishing rights

[Skud]

My ass, he would love to have the publishing rights

Lol, another "mission accomplished" for grandpa.

According to the article he is currently dating 19 year old twins and a 22 year old. And he's still whining? Substitute placebos for his viagra supply...maybe then he'll simply relax and enjoy the views as a wise old man should.