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    "No Ho Ho" For Santa

    SANTAS working in shopping centres across Australia have been banned from bellowing "ho ho ho" because it might frighten children.

    Recruitment firm Westaff, which supplies hundreds of Santas around the country, yesterday confirmed the edict.

    Westaff national operations manager Glen Jansz said the company's Santas had been urged to tone down their use of the "ho, ho, ho" phrase.

    "The reason behind that is we find that in some cases the little kids can get a little bit scared of the deep 'ho, ho, hos' and we ask them to be mindful of keeping their voices to a lower level," he said.

    "And kids are probably more inclined to understand 'ha, ha, ha', than 'ho, ho, ho'."

    Thirty trainees at a recent Santa course were instructed to replace the traditional Christmas greeting with "ha, ha, ha".

    A Santa veteran of 11 years told the Sunday Herald Sun the instructions were clear: "No 'ho ho ho'."

    "We were told to say 'ha ha ha Merry Christmas'," he said.

    Two Santa hopefuls reportedly left the course after the edict.

    Family Council of Victoria spokesman Bill Muehlenberg described the ban as "nonsensical".

    "Potentially any big guy in a red suit with a white beard is scary but I don't think him saying 'ho ho ho' would damage a child's psyche.

    "Let's just concentrate on the kids having a good time."

    A survey of Melbourne children yesterday found universal support for Santa's "ho ho ho".

    "It's silly, we love hearing Santa's laugh," said Briony, 8, of Mitcham.

    "It doesn't frighten me at all. It's what Santa is supposed to say," said Byron, 9, of Melton.

    Yesterday in the Bourke St Mall, Santas appeared to be ignoring orders to stop the 'ho ho hos'.

    David Jones's bellowed to a delighted group of children and rival Myer's Santa also kept up the jolly tradition.
    What's the world coming to.

    #2
    Re: "No Ho Ho" For Santa

    Originally posted by juneau
    Yesterday in the Bourke St Mall, Santas appeared to be ignoring orders to stop the 'ho ho hos'.
    Rebel Santas FTW!
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      #3
      Damn... and I like ho-hos.. Well back to little debies.

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        #4


        Yeah, pretty PC rediculous. I thought Aussies were abit more sane
        about this crap than the US brainless wonders. lol
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          #5
          Now Muhahahaha would be frightening
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            #6
            honestly....

            ha ha ha is a lil more intimidating than ho ho ho...




            What next, no santa cos its ID theft....




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              #7
              But he he he would probably get in trouble for that too
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                #8
                ok how about no red suit cos it's a subliminal message for anger!!!
                and hes not to be fat cos it gives a bad view of life (no offense anyone who is 'cuddly' )




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                  #9
                  Ohh yeah...

                  don't forget, they are beating up the kids in school about Fat content
                  in foods.

                  My son won't TOUCH anything that has 1 smidgin of fat showing.
                  He won't eat ribs even, or roast that has any fat on it.
                  They have them so brain-washed, its pathetic, and we STILL have
                  FLUFFY kids in school. Hmmmmmmmm

                  Of course, my kid thinks NOTHING of eating a bowl of candy or cookies,
                  or a bag of chips, because he "See's" no fat on it.. lol
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                    #10
                    We have a famous radio talk show host in the U.S. - Don Imus- who got fired for saying the same thing.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by BlackArrow
                      We have a famous radio talk show host in the U.S. - Don Imus- who got fired for saying the same thing.
                      Maybe if he had said, "Nappy-headed ho ho hos" he would have gotten away wth it.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by (DSP)-Bar
                        Damn... and I like ho-hos.. Well back to little debies.
                        Twinkies > * :P
                        [this is where my funky sig would go. But I don't have one.
                        So all you get is this crappy text]

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                          #13
                          Well, at least theres nothing against turkeys saying gobble gobble... Then it would get ridiculous

                          And how can they say Santa's "HO HO HO!" is scary when theyve got some of the scariest costumes and sluttiest costumes to date walking around on halloween? "Oh, having a cut off head with blood spurting out and a shreaded arm is fine, but santa cant say ho ho ho."
                          Friggin madness

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by BigTwinky
                            Originally posted by (DSP)-Bar
                            Damn... and I like ho-hos.. Well back to little debies.
                            Twinkies > * :P

                            I didn't think about it til i drove by it today but we have a Ho Ho Chinese buffet here in town.

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