A wife wakes ups in the middle of the night. She reaches out to find her husband who's not there. So she gets up and finds her husband in family room staring of into space. The wife asks
Whats wrong Honey
The husband answers
Remember when your dad caught us messing around in the back seat of my car and he said that if I didn't marry you I'd go to jail for 20 years.....
I just realized I'd get out today....
Whats wrong Honey
The husband answers
Remember when your dad caught us messing around in the back seat of my car and he said that if I didn't marry you I'd go to jail for 20 years.....
I just realized I'd get out today....
Hehehe, just sent this to my wife. Where's my sleeping bag 
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