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    South Carolina Gov. Admits Being 'Unfaithful' to His Wife, After Argentina Trip

    In a stunning confession, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford admitted Wednesday to being "unfaithful" to his wife during a press conference meant to clear up his mysterious week-long absence.

    "I've let down a lot of people. That's the bottom line," he said. "I've been unfaithful to my wife."

    Sanford, who just returned from Argentina, said he developed a "relationship with what started out as a dear, dear friend" from that country.

    "It began very innocently as I suspect they usually do ... Over this year (it) developed into something much more than that," he said.

    The governor "apologized" profusely to his family, his staff and the people of South Carolina. He said he's let down his four sons in a "profound way," though he said his wife Jenny had known about the affair for five months and they were trying to work through it.

    He said he is resigning as chairman of the Republican Governors Association.

    The first-hand account Wednesday was meant to settle mounting questions over the governor's week-long disappearance.

    His staff first claimed the governor was hiking on the Appalachian Trail a few hours away from the state capital. But confusion intensified Wednesday morning after The State newspaper reported that Sanford had just returned from Argentina.

    It became clear early in his press conference that Sanford would reveal something much more personal surrounding his trip, as he repeatedly made reference to his family and apologized for his behavior.

    The Forum Title says it all.
    Apache

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    Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
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    I wonder what would happen if I edited the Wikipedia page for idiot
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      #3
      Yeah, read this one. Guilt written all over his face, only because he was caught, though.

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        #4
        Wow. He should have just stuck to the hiking thing. This is just awesome though; I can't WAIT until Daily Show and Conan tonight.

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          #5
          LOL what a fool. It truly is amazing what these people will give up for a piece of tail.
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            #6
            And then think an insincere apology will fix it.
            Apache

            Where do you put the Bayonet?
            Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
            I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
            Frank Lloyd Wright

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              #7
              Its not illegal until you get cause

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                #8
                This whole thing is bizarre... Now the local paper has gotten a bunch of his personal e-mails to that lady:


                From Gov. Sanford,
                Date: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:24 a.m.
                “One, tomorrow leave at 5 a.m. for New York and meetings. Will think about you on its streets and wish I was going to be there later in the month when you are there. Tomorrow night back to Philadelphia for the start of the National Governor's Conference through the weekend. Back to Columbia for Tuesday and then on Wednesday, as I think I had told you, taking the family to China, Tibet, Nepal, India, Thailand and then back through Hong Kong on world wind tour. Few days home then to Bahamas for 5 days on a friend’s boat for the last break of the summer. The following weekend have been asked to spend it out in Aspen, Colorado with McCain - which has kicked up the whole VP talk all over again in the press back home ...
                Two, mutual feelings .... You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night’s light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ...
                Three and finally, while all the things above are all too true - at the same time we are in a hopelessly - or as you put it impossible - or how about combine and simply say hopelessly impossible situation of love. How in the world this lightening strike snuck up on us I am still not quite sure. As I have said to you before I certainly had a special feeling about you from the first time we met, but these feelings were contained and I genuinely enjoyed our special friendship and the comparing of all too many personal notes ...
                Lastly I also suspect I feel a little vulnerable because this is ground I have never certainly never covered before - so if you have pearls of wisdom on how we figure all this out please let me know... In the meantime please sleep soundly knowing that despite the best efforts of my head my heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul.”
                --------------------
                From Maria,
                Wednesday, July 9, 2008 8:14 p.m.
                “As I told you I shouldn't have done this trip but I would have felt worst if I wouldn't have come because it was too over the date, he is a very nice guy, great heart ... but unfortunately I am not in love with him ... You are my love ... something hard to believe even for myself as it's also a kind of impossible love, not only because of distance but situation. Sometimes you don't choose things, they just happen... I can't redirect my feelings and I am very happy with mine towards you.”
                --------------------
                From Gov. Sanford,
                Tuesday, July 8, 1:42 a.m.
                “Got back an hour ago to civilization and am now in Columbia after what was for me a glorious break from reality down at the farm. No phones ringing and tangible evidence of a day's labors. Though I have started every day by 6 this morning woke at 4:30, I guess since my body knew it was the last day, and I went out and ran the excavator with lights until the sun came up. To me, and I suspect no one else on earth, there is something wonderful about listening to country music playing in the cab, air conditioner running, the hum of a huge diesel engine in the back ground, the tranquillity that comes with being in a virtual wilderness of trees and marsh, the day breaking and vibrant pink coming alive in the morning clouds - and getting to build something with each scoop of dirt.”

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