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    A mobster discovers that his deaf accountant has cheated him out of ten million bucks.

    He confronts him and brings along an interpreter. “Ask him where the money is, ”the mobster says.

    The interpreter does so and the accountant signs back, “What are you talking about?”

    The interpreter tells the Don, “He says he doesn’t know what are you talking about.”

    The mobster puts a pistol to the accountant’s head, “ask him again, ”he shouts.

    The interpreter signs, “He will kill you if you don’t tell him.”

    “ OK OK, ”the accountant signs back, “The money is buried behind the shed in my cousin Shelly’s backyard.”

    “What has he said? ”asks the Don.

    The interpreter replies, “He says, you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”




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    ROFL, that's a good one.
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        Haha!

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          #5
          lol that is a real good 1

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            #6
            This mobster must not be well like he has 2 people willing to screw him over.

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