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    Do Dogs Go To Heaven?

    These pictures are of two actual churches that sit across from each other on a busy highway.



    Apache

    Where do you put the Bayonet?
    Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
    I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
    Frank Lloyd Wright

    #2
    Invisible Churches?!?!

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      #3
      Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
      Invisible Churches?!?!
      We can't see them, Phan, because we're evil.

      I do believe that I saw the signs (no, I didn't have a moment) posted somewhere a little while ago. Maybe Apache can dig them up so that they appear to us sinners.

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        #4
        Of course the do. Don't you remember "All Dogs Go to Heaven" movie 1 & 2

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          #5
          They were working last night when I posted them.
          Apache

          Where do you put the Bayonet?
          Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
          I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
          Frank Lloyd Wright

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            #6
            I fixed it.
            Apache

            Where do you put the Bayonet?
            Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
            I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
            Frank Lloyd Wright

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              #7


              That's a joke, isn't it??
              K3BASFM. "Lead, follow, or get out of the way."
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                #8
                Yes and it shows that Presbyterians don't have a sense of humor.
                Apache

                Where do you put the Bayonet?
                Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                Frank Lloyd Wright

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                  #9
                  Lol.
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                    #10
                    Now you know how religious wars start Cats go to heaven too for putting up with dogs and presbyterians...
                    Jaspurr

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                      #11
                      All dogs go to Heaven.....

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                        #12
                        Reminds me of Emo Philips joke

                        Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

                        He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

                        He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

                        Northern Conservative?Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

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