Things your kids say that make you laugh

[WalkinTarget]

I was over at my in-laws this weekend and my daughter has officially become a bowling pro on the Wii. She is 5 (!!) years old and simply crushes people without even trying to bowl properly !! Her highest score is a 232 and she rolled 7 strikes out of 10 frames.


Anyhoo, she was bowling against the rest of the family there and she fires off another strike, turns at everyone sitting behind her and says loudly "Easy Peasy, Lemon Squeezy".

We all busted out laughing at her as she strutted off to the sofa, butt shaking at her helpless bowling victims left in her wake. What a card ....

Anyone else have those things that kids say that are completely unexpected or laugh out loud funny ?

[Duke{CLR}]

My son has a bit of the smart @s$ gene. One morning while going out the door to go to school he asked me if I had my updog I asked "what's updog" he laughed ans said "Nothing, whats up with you". I LOL.

[DougBob]

ROFL, good ones. I can only remember one good one from my daughter.

When she was about 5 fell or something and landed on her butt. Well of course she comes over to hear mom and said she had a boo boo and asked if she would "Kiss my butt".