Tiger Woods joke thread.

[Duke{CLR}]

I just heard this on the radio.

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common?






They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.

[WalkinTarget]

Hahaaaa .... ohh man, this is not nearly over yet. With Michael Jackson gone, the news media needs someone to gossip over.

[BlackArrow]

a few more.....quite a few more....

What's the diff between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."

It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.

A movie is being developed base on events, titled "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant".

EASports are releasing new Playstation game "Tiger Woods 2010, Grand Theft Auto"

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

[Zantheus]

[ch33s3r]

it Was Just Reported That Phil Mickelson Contacted Tiger's Wife To Pick Up Some Tips On How To Beat Tiger.

Tiger Woods Has Been Dropped By Gillette After Admitting That His Crash Was The Closest Shave He Had Ever Had.

After A Wayward Drive, Tiger Woods Found Water Before Nestling Behind A Tree.

LMAO @ these

[Rand{CLR}]

EASports are releasing new Playstation game "Tiger Woods 2010, Grand Theft Auto"

Already done:

The Tonight Show with Conan OBrien - New Tiger Woods Videogame (12/01/09) - Video - NBC.com



-Rand

[ryanbatc]

[Apache Warrior]

Apache

[JohnyRico]

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's!

[Minerva]

[{CLR} ObiTroy]

A buddy of mine just e-mailed me this...

Five rules for men to follow - for a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time and cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Signed

Tiger Woods