Please hold your shotguns & knives till the end please....
A man walks into a vet clinic with his obviously dead dog. he asks to see the vet as soon as possible, and the attendant takes him into the back room where the vet is waiting.
The vet asks after taking one look at the dog, "Whats wrong?"
The man says to the Vet "I Fear my dog is VERY sick"
After a few once overs of the dog, the vet turns to the man and says "Sir, i am afriad that your dog is dead. He's passed on."
The somber man turns to the vet and says "Doc, are you SURE he's dead? isn't there some kind of test you can run?"
The vet seeing the man is heart broken says "Sure, i'll be right back, but i don't think it will help." and leaves the room.
After a few minutes he returns with a cat. He takes the cat by the tail and waves it all around and over the dog, who obviously doesn't respond. the vet then turns to the man and says , "Sir, this just confirms my diagnoses, your dog has gone on to a better place." and turns around to walk out of the room. just before he leaves, he hands the man a bill for $285.
The man looks at the bill in awe, and says "You mean to tell me your charging me $285 to tell me my dog is dead?!?!?! Thats insane!"
The vet turns to him and says "No sir, i charged you $35 to tell you the dog is dead. The other $250 is for the CAT Scan..."
Have a good day!
A man walks into a vet clinic with his obviously dead dog. he asks to see the vet as soon as possible, and the attendant takes him into the back room where the vet is waiting.
The vet asks after taking one look at the dog, "Whats wrong?"
The man says to the Vet "I Fear my dog is VERY sick"
After a few once overs of the dog, the vet turns to the man and says "Sir, i am afriad that your dog is dead. He's passed on."
The somber man turns to the vet and says "Doc, are you SURE he's dead? isn't there some kind of test you can run?"
The vet seeing the man is heart broken says "Sure, i'll be right back, but i don't think it will help." and leaves the room.
After a few minutes he returns with a cat. He takes the cat by the tail and waves it all around and over the dog, who obviously doesn't respond. the vet then turns to the man and says , "Sir, this just confirms my diagnoses, your dog has gone on to a better place." and turns around to walk out of the room. just before he leaves, he hands the man a bill for $285.
The man looks at the bill in awe, and says "You mean to tell me your charging me $285 to tell me my dog is dead?!?!?! Thats insane!"
The vet turns to him and says "No sir, i charged you $35 to tell you the dog is dead. The other $250 is for the CAT Scan..."
Have a good day!
<-----Darth
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