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    Darth's Bad Joke for the Day...

    Please hold your shotguns & knives till the end please....


    A man walks into a vet clinic with his obviously dead dog. he asks to see the vet as soon as possible, and the attendant takes him into the back room where the vet is waiting.

    The vet asks after taking one look at the dog, "Whats wrong?"

    The man says to the Vet "I Fear my dog is VERY sick"

    After a few once overs of the dog, the vet turns to the man and says "Sir, i am afriad that your dog is dead. He's passed on."

    The somber man turns to the vet and says "Doc, are you SURE he's dead? isn't there some kind of test you can run?"

    The vet seeing the man is heart broken says "Sure, i'll be right back, but i don't think it will help." and leaves the room.

    After a few minutes he returns with a cat. He takes the cat by the tail and waves it all around and over the dog, who obviously doesn't respond. the vet then turns to the man and says , "Sir, this just confirms my diagnoses, your dog has gone on to a better place." and turns around to walk out of the room. just before he leaves, he hands the man a bill for $285.

    The man looks at the bill in awe, and says "You mean to tell me your charging me $285 to tell me my dog is dead?!?!?! Thats insane!"

    The vet turns to him and says "No sir, i charged you $35 to tell you the dog is dead. The other $250 is for the CAT Scan..."



    Have a good day!

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      #3
      Dennis ---> <-----Darth



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        #4
        Here Dennis, might try this...

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          #5
          Dont worry guys I will go over to his office and SLAP his sorry butt!
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            #6
            Originally posted by ~SAS~LIMEY
            Dont worry guys I will go over to his office and SLAP his sorry butt!
            Twice please - once for me.

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              #7
              Use a baseball bat instead.
              Apache

              Where do you put the Bayonet?
              Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
              I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
              Frank Lloyd Wright

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                #8
                Originally posted by Apache Warrior
                Use a baseball bat instead.
                Apache
                +1 :P

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                  #9
                  What's with all the violence?

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                    #10
                    Some people don't like my bad jokes. geez. oh well, keep that in mind when i see you in game. you'll have your chance, and i'll have mine

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                      #11
                      Why dontcha come over here and say that to my face, tough guy !! *BONK*



                      LoL, I think I posted this about 5+ months ago in the forums, so as soon as I read the first line I knew what was coming.

                      A blonde walks into a appliance store and asks the salesperson, "How much for the T.V.?" The salesperson says, "We don't sell to blondes in here." The blonde gets furious and leaves.
                      At home the blonde decides to pull a fast one on the salesperson. The next day, she comes into the store wearing a brunette wig. She asks, "How much for the t.v.?" The salesperson says, "We don't serve blondes in here."
                      The blonde yanks off the wig and asks, "How did you know I was blonde?" The salesperson says, "Because that's a microwave."

                      Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

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                        #12
                        Anyone else reminded of that scene in Airplane with the panicking woman?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by WalkinTarget
                              Why dontcha come over here and say that to my face, tough guy !! *BONK*



                              LoL, I think I posted this about 5+ months ago in the forums, so as soon as I read the first line I knew what was coming.

                              A blonde walks into a appliance store and asks the salesperson, "How much for the T.V.?" The salesperson says, "We don't sell to blondes in here." The blonde gets furious and leaves.
                              At home the blonde decides to pull a fast one on the salesperson. The next day, she comes into the store wearing a brunette wig. She asks, "How much for the t.v.?" The salesperson says, "We don't serve blondes in here."
                              The blonde yanks off the wig and asks, "How did you know I was blonde?" The salesperson says, "Because that's a microwave."

                              teehee
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