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    Good Joke

    Just received this in an e-mail from a friend...

    TRUE STORY:
    An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

    'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with great body, she appears out of nowhere.'
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    Lol.
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      #3
      ... and the police shows up if I talk to one...

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        HAHAHA XD awesome
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          #5
          ROFL, good one.
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            #6
            Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
            ... and the police shows up if I talk to one...
            It might help if you wore clothes under your trenchcoat. Silly flasher.
            [img]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/2HARDKOR/maj_massacre.jpg[/img]

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              #7
              ??Click me to donate??

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