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25 Mar 2010, 03:45 PM

Just received this in an e-mail from a friend...

TRUE STORY:
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'

'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a young woman with great body, she appears out of nowhere.'

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25 Mar 2010, 04:00 PM

Lol.

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25 Mar 2010, 04:29 PM

... and the police shows up if I talk to one...
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25 Mar 2010, 08:32 PM

HAHAHA XD awesome

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25 Mar 2010, 10:40 PM

ROFL, good one.

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26 Mar 2010, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post

... and the police shows up if I talk to one...

It might help if you wore clothes under your trenchcoat. Silly flasher.

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26 Mar 2010, 04:54 PM

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