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    Jeweler Joke

    An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.


    The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'



    Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.' 'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'



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    Lol! Thanks for the pointer!!

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        #4
        I don't care who you are....that there is funny

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          I bet Apache has done that before. Admit it! ADDDMIIITT ITTT!!!

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              Oh my! Great!
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                #8
                Im debating trying that

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                  #9
                  The same old man in Apache's joke goes to Confession on Monday and confesses to the priest all the sinful acts he had committed over the weekend.

                  The priest told him that all would be forgiven after he says 20 Hail Marys...

                  "I can't do that, Father," said the old man.

                  "Why not?" said the preist.

                  "Because I'm not Catholic," the old man replied.

                  "So why are you in here telling me this, old man?" asked the priest.

                  "Hell, I'm telling EVERYBODY!"

                  [SIZE=1][B]"Now more than ever the people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption." ~President James Garfield[/B][/SIZE]
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                    Awesome.
                    ??Click me to donate??

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