North Korea has nuclear fusion....

[Trooper110]

Bwahahahahahaha

BBC News - North Korea reports nuclear fusion success

And....bwahahahahahaha. Right, we believe you North Korea. I like the original /. article comments too :P

Slashdot Idle Story | North Korea Announces Achieving Nuclear Fusion

[BigTwinky]

lol... love that little guy...

Pyongyang says its latest scientific breakthrough coincides with the birthday of the country's founder, and eternal president Kim Il-sung - not the first time it seems that the laws of nature have been bent in his honour.

According to official biographies, when his son, the current leader Kim Jong-il was born, a new star appeared in the sky.

[{CLR} ObiTroy]

[juneau]

NK is always good for a bit of comedic relief.

[baconoclock]

NK is always good for a bit of comedic relief.

especially when they were caught photoshopping a missile test they did. It turned into a pretty good photoshop contest on FARK.com after that.

Orig


and 'shooped

[Rand{CLR}]

Wasn't that photoshop Iran?

Did you guys know Kim Jong-Il has the all-time record for 18-holes of golf, with just 16 strokes?

Or that he once scored 200 points in a single basketball game?

Or that his suit is made of what essentially amounts to catnip for women? He's got three guys permanently assigned to brush off chicks with brooms when he needs to walk to the restroom.

-Rand

[Apache Warrior]

North Korea..............the Rodney Dangerfield of countries.
Apache

[BLAZE86]

http://northkoreaonebay.ytmnd.com/

The answer to all our debt.. Lol

[Skud]

Or that his suit is made of what essentially amounts to catnip for women? He's got three guys permanently assigned to brush off chicks with brooms when he needs to walk to the restroom.

-Rand

I wouldn't mind just a hat like that...nothing overkill...I'm not selfish...but I'll pass on the three guys with brooms.

[Colonel_Tighlon]

I wouldn't mind just a hat like that...nothing overkill...I'm not selfish...but I'll pass on the three guys with brooms.

They're called shots. They've been doing their job for years and years.