Naked bike ride in Madison

[Skud]

No, Skud ain't riding. But I just saw this article, and thought it would be funny. I hope they watch for cracks in the road! (ba dump bomp) Anyone want me to take some pics if the event occurs?

http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/loc...cc4c002e0.html

[lady-MGS]

You would think that would be most uncomfortable.. LOL

[{CLR} ObiTroy]

I thought the same thing.

[K PhaNTOM]

I wonder if they have to make 2 round holes in the seats.

[Pumpkin_Jack]

Looks like skuds gonna be outta the house when that comes around.....
rather he is looking or participating i dont know

[WalkinTarget]

Wasn't Art Mann at this thing a while ago ??? I love his show !!

[mapes]

My old motorcycle club has done this and now it's a tradition. Ten years ago while a certain amount of heavy drinking was going on and some of us were not at our brightest a dare was placed and a bet was taken. The next weekend in the middle of winter I and six other riders met behind an office building in downtown Santa Cruz. We had a chase vehicle that we threw our clothes into and only wearing boots, gloves and helmets we rode through downtown Santa Cruz in the height of the Xmas shopping season. It's not illegal to be naked in Santa Cruz. The law reads that if your lewd or lascivious then you could arrested. The double takes were awesome! The best part is some folks we knew had congregated at a cafe and were waiting for us to ride by. The ride leader had decided to try and bang out a wheelie in front of the cafe. Unfortunately we had ridden through some oily water and he almost lost it and crashed while naked in front of everyone. Luck was on his side but, to this day I think Dude wtf, your naked on a motorcycle and think a wheelie is a good idea?

[Trooper110]

Luck was on his side but, to this day I think Dude wtf, your naked on a motorcycle and think a wheelie is a good idea?

That would be my response to being naked on a motorcycle period :P

[Apache Warrior]

A serious case of road rash.
Apache

[Skud]

A serious case of road rash.
Apache

Diaper rash: minus the diaper!

[Rand{CLR}]

You know, I've got this paranoia about things near my eyes--fingers, threats, whatever. Maybe because I'm about 20/450 uncorrected and I have an architecture degree and work as an urban design and planner, so I sort of rely on them a lot.

But reading this sort of thread gives me an equal paranoia. Something about not wanting any kind of chain (bike chain, for instance) within 5 feet of my uncovered junk.

-Rand

[Skud]

any kind of chain (bike chain, for instance) within 5 feet of my uncovered junk.

-Rand

For some folks, Rand, chains and junk are a game winning combination! (me not included)

[Pumpkin_Jack]

For some folks, Rand, chains and junk are a game winning combination! (me not included)

perv.

[{CLR} ObiTroy]

I'm agree with Rand here... keeping my boys protected at all costs and not letting myself get into any situation where they might need to be projected in the first place.

[Duke{CLR}]

Coverage is good...