Redneck Haikus

[MR_MADHATTER]

Beauty
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

Remorse
A painful sadness
Can?t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide?s front door

Options
Unemployment?s out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

Blaze
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne?s been playing with
Gasoline again

A New Moon
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we?ll gig some frogs

Exuberance
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

Alone
Seeking solitude
Carl?s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

Desire
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin

Offerings
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

Drama
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O?Clock

Deprived
In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants ?rassling doll
Mama whups his ass

No Signal
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler

Impounded
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

Gathering
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man

Pride
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed

[Skud]

LMAO

Maybe my favorite:

Exuberance
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

though the one with the impounded el camino was close.

Another thought, I hope these rednecks are white, I'm assuming they are, otherwise these jokes would be very offensive!

[BLAZE86]

[mapes]

LMAO

Maybe my favorite:



though the one with the impounded el camino was close.

Another thought, I hope these rednecks are white, I'm assuming they are, otherwise these jokes would be very offensive!

We have similar tastes I however like Impounded best

[baconoclock]

Speaking of squidbillies they are going to have Jackyl on as a cameo. Not sure when the episode airs.

[Skud]

We have similar tastes I however like Impounded best

Lol, yeah, it was a coin toss...I went with the one because it seemed to follow the haiku form quite well.

[Rand{CLR}]

These are awesome, and squidbillies is amusing.

There is nothing, however, wrong with the Dukes of Hazard.

-Rand