Today's fortune cookie

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It's almost worth going to Chinese restaurants just for the fortune cookie...sort of remind me of Bazooka bubble gum with the Bazooka Joe cartoon in the wrapper. Today's fortune for me says:

If you are still hungry, have another fortune cookie

Lol, thanks.

At any rate, if anyone gets some good ones, please throw them in this thread: it's save me the cost of having to eat out as much!

[K PhaNTOM]

Take the advice!

Do not get married. I am warning you.

[Skud]

Take the advice!

Are you telling me? Or is that one you actually got?

[{CLR} ObiTroy]

My favorite...

Rub on infected area.

[Skud]

My favorite...

Whoa, that's wild.

[K PhaNTOM]

Are you telling me? Or is that one you actually got?

Depressing cookies don't exist. It's bad for business.

[Skud]

Depressing cookies don't exist. It's bad for business.

That's not depressing, that's just a late warning! No need for that cookie now.