Pirates or Ninjas?

[omfg karl marx]

I like the whole pirates to global warming connection, except that it's flawed. There's probably more pirates alive today than at any other point in history, you just don't hear about them much and they're not the "yo ho ho me hearties" kind. Indonesia, the South Pacific, and the Indian Ocean are infested with pirates.

Now if you substitute the decline in pirates for a decline in ninjas, you may be onto something. Probably fewer ninjas now than at their height.

-Rand

True, but they aren't the fun-loving, cheer-spreading pirates of yesteryears. Real pirates use swords, not grenade launchers.

[Storm_Shadow]

... think about it, pirates dont need masks, they have parrot spies, and wenches!!...

Well, how the heck are ninjas gonna compete with that!!!! They're keeping their eyes peeled on that rascally parrot spy, when a pirate wench comes and bean's him over the head with a 10 pound mold-hardened brick of cheese. The humanity!

True, but they aren't the fun-loving, cheer-spreading pirates of yesteryears. Real pirates use swords, not grenade launchers.

Well, No fun-loving, cheer spreading = NO WENCHES!! At which time, pirates being armed with only swords, and barring the global warming business, ninjas ftw.

[ViTO]

nuff said.........

[Rand{CLR}]

Jack Sparrow is an aberration. You can't base all of Pirate-hood on one of the flat out all-time best movie characters in history. :P

-Rand

[-=]CL[=- Darth Taco]

1 vote for jesus

[Cliff-Jeff]

Jack sparrow ftw!!

Good find Vito!! U are teh greateststststst

[mapes]

I pick niether....


I have to go with Mogol Horsemen (Barbarians). Just by the fact that the Mogols caputred and controled more land than anyone else...period.

[Cliff-Jeff]

*cough* Mongols *cough*

but idk, Genghis vs Blackbeard... i think Blackbeard would win just cuz hed be like ARRRR and genghis would be like AHH! and then BB would be like ARRRRR!!! and genghis would be like AHH? then Blackbeard would totally be like ARRR! and genghis would be like ARGGG!!! as he got run thru

but hey, im not a history major, so idk

[Rovey Wade]

i like the banter between "bb" and genghis.

[Apache Warrior]

But, the Mongols never captured Japan. And they tried twice.
Apache

[ViTO]

To end all this madness...

It was called.....Muppet TREASURE ISLAND not NINJA ISLAND



Ninja Island ?? Who the hell would see THAT !?!?

[Cliff-Jeff]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



VITO WINS!! i shoulda made u option 4

[Storm_Shadow]

But, the Mongols never captured Japan. And they tried twice.
Apache

Lousy sailors, I tell you. Those mongols! Sailing straight into gale force winds like that (Kamikaze). NOT a good day for a day at the beach.

[bajibbles]

Depends which pirate you're talking about. If it's Captain Morgan then he wins by default. If you're talking about... say Captain Hook then the ninjas will win. I mean come on. If a fruity green guy from NeverNeverLand can beat Hook, then ninjas will surely be victorious.

[ViTO]

But, the Mongols never captured Japan. And they tried twice.
Apache

Lousy sailors, I tell you. Those mongols! Sailing straight into gale force winds like that (Kamikaze). NOT a good day for a day at the beach.

Speaking about lousy sailors....
I am suprised nobody brought up... dem VIKINGS !!