Amish sexting with 12 year old...

[Trooper110]

Amish man in Indiana arrested, accused of sexting girl, 12 - CNN.com

And he arrives in a horse drawn carriage after using a cell phone for it.... Weird on top of disgusting, lock him up!

[JohnyRico]

Q: What goes clip clop, clip clop, bang-bang-bang, clip clop?
A: Amish drive by shooting

[K PhaNTOM]

Q: What goes clip clop, clip clop, bang-bang-bang, clip clop?
A: Amish drive by shooting

I was going to say sex...