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You are sitting at a table with Osama bin Laden, a Snake and a Lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot.
My original answer was shoot Osama bin Laden then mortally wound the snake so he would bite the Lawyer before he died. Then the Lawyer would die a slow and painful death.
The actual answer is, you shoot the Lawyer twice.
I like my answer better.
Apache
Where do you put the Bayonet?
Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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Originally posted by Apache Warrior View PostYou are sitting at a table with Osama bin Laden, a Snake and a Lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot.
My original answer was shoot Osama bin Laden then mortally wound the snake so he would bite the Lawyer before he died. Then the Lawyer would die a slow and painful death.
The actual answer is, you shoot the Lawyer twice.
I like my answer better.
Apache[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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