1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. How the hell do you suppose, one is supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
5. Was learning algebra really necessary?
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Bad decisions make good stories.
8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
9.There is a part of me that is always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
10. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
11. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Coors Lite, than Kay.
12. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
13. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
14. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
15. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..
16. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
17. People who forward E-mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered.
18. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. How the hell do you suppose, one is supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
5. Was learning algebra really necessary?
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
7. Bad decisions make good stories.
8. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
9.There is a part of me that is always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
10. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
11. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Coors Lite, than Kay.
12. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
13. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
14. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
15. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever..
16. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
17. People who forward E-mail without deleting the tons of previous recipients should be shot and then tarred and feathered.
18. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
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