How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?

[Trooper110]

Kinda disturbing that someone made this, and yet kinda entertaining too :P

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.

[WalkinTarget]

Depends on where they hit you. I read the thread elsewhere on this last year and it was quite a rollicking affair by the end of the thread.

The initial plan was to quickly subdue one kid and use them to swing around, Matrix 'Big Fight' style, and try and daze the initial rush of kids closest to you. Then go for a quick few kicks to anyone that remains within striking distance.

Rinse and repeat until you eventually succumb to the physical drain on your body. If you break a knuckle, you were toast, as you'd need both hands to finish them, hence the kicks until your feet gave up.

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

33. I feel really guilty. I keep thinking of those kids in hostel, maybe then. I cant believe I took this test.

[FieryDragon]

Same here Massacre. 33...I had to go for using the kids as weapons and piledriving ones...they were too good to resist!

[Zantheus]

Lol 25 for me...s a fun post

[BenKenobi]

20 lol

[th3st1ck]

32 D:

[Thrashdragon]

Depends on where they hit you.

This is key. There have been many times that my 6 year old niece has taken me out with one well-placed blow.

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

Same here Massacre. 33...I had to go for using the kids as weapons and piledriving ones...they were too good to resist!

How did you manage to get 33?

[Rubixcube]

36

[GeneralSnake]

36. I think learning MCMAP helps(we learned to eye gouge). And having fought several small 7th graders when I was in 8th grade, I think I have some swarm experience. It was really funny, right when you guys mentioned swinging a kid around and bashing him into other kids, I thought of that night.

A really good move is to take two peoples heads and smash them into a middle persons head. It downs them fast. And once you get momentum while you are swinging a person, you KNOCK those other ones down hard, and then you just toss the one you are swinging. I did that to those punk 7th graders. I think playing with cats hurts more than those stupid kids did, something really funny though, is that those kids and I are friends now. I think they learned their lesson.

Hey Rubix, do you want to go see if these numbers are correct? Go find a kindergarten class or something? lol. We could take 72 together.

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

36. I think learning MCMAP helps(we learned to eye gouge). And having fought several small 7th graders when I was in 8th grade, I think I have some swarm experience. It was really funny, right when you guys mentioned swinging a kid around and bashing him into other kids, I thought of that night.

A really good move is to take two peoples heads and smash them into a middle persons head. It downs them fast. And once you get momentum while you are swinging a person, you KNOCK those other ones down hard, and then you just toss the one you are swinging. I did that to those punk 7th graders. I think playing with cats hurts more than those stupid kids did, something really funny though, is that those kids and I are friends now. I think they learned their lesson.

Hey Rubix, do you want to go see if these numbers are correct? Go find a kindergarten class or something? lol. We could take 72 together.

I hope your joking... Were talking about children here.

[Rubixcube]

Lol I can see it now. Their teacher looks out the window and we're standing on the top of the playground tower throwing kids and smashing them on the top of the monkey bars. Haha....





Just kidding major... :P

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

What I find odd is the fact I have 17 years of mixed martial Arts, 3 years being CQC Advanced. Two Black belts, 2 years bouncing at Toronto's busiest strip bar, 3 years bouncing at night clubs, been in over 60 fights(not including fights at high school) and I got a 33? I guess I cant get over the fact its kids were talking about.

[Rubixcube]

What I find odd is the fact I have 17 years of mixed martial Arts, 3 years being CQC Advanced. Two Black belts, 2 years bouncing at Toronto's busiest strip bar, 3 years bouncing at night clubs, been in over 60 fights(not including fights at high school) and I got a 33? I guess I cant get over the fact its kids were talking about.

Ha nice. I have a feeling you could take more than 33.....