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    Chuck Norris says Merry Christmas

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    Ahahahahahaha. Nothing beats Norris.

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      #3
      Originally posted by juneau View Post
      Ahahahahahaha. Nothing beats Norris.
      Except Bruce Lee.
      Apache

      Where do you put the Bayonet?
      Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
      I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
      Frank Lloyd Wright

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        Originally posted by Apache Warrior View Post
        Except Bruce Lee.
        Apache
        Chuck Norris said he wouldn't do the Expendables if it was going to be rated R. So they took out all the nudity and swearing. I always thought he was pathetic after that. Chuck Norris is weak. If he was really that powerful he'd find me and smash my head on my keybomomdak;lfkasdl;fksd'l;fm';klfsl;afksld;kfasdl ;kf

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          #5
          Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
          Chuck Norris said he wouldn't do the Expendables if it was going to be rated R. So they took out all the nudity and swearing. I always thought he was pathetic after that. Chuck Norris is weak. If he was really that powerful he'd find me and smash my head on my keybomomdak;lfkasdl;fksd'l;fm';klfsl;afksld;kfasdl ;kf

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            #6
            Before going to sleep the boogy man checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't under there.

            How does Enya end up up in a Chuck Norris vid?

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              #7
              Originally posted by JohnyRico View Post
              How does Enya end up up in a Chuck Norris vid?
              It's a parody of this awesome Van Damme video.

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