Chuck Norris says Merry Christmas

[goldenfooler]

[juneau]

Ahahahahahaha. Nothing beats Norris.

[Apache Warrior]

Ahahahahahaha. Nothing beats Norris.

Except Bruce Lee.
Apache

[K PhaNTOM]

Except Bruce Lee.
Apache

Chuck Norris said he wouldn't do the Expendables if it was going to be rated R. So they took out all the nudity and swearing. I always thought he was pathetic after that. Chuck Norris is weak. If he was really that powerful he'd find me and smash my head on my keybomomdak;lfkasdl;fksd'l;fm';klfsl;afksld;kfasdl ;kf

[juneau]

Chuck Norris said he wouldn't do the Expendables if it was going to be rated R. So they took out all the nudity and swearing. I always thought he was pathetic after that. Chuck Norris is weak. If he was really that powerful he'd find me and smash my head on my keybomomdak;lfkasdl;fksd'l;fm';klfsl;afksld;kfasdl ;kf

[JohnyRico]

Before going to sleep the boogy man checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris isn't under there.

How does Enya end up up in a Chuck Norris vid?

[juneau]

How does Enya end up up in a Chuck Norris vid?

It's a parody of this awesome Van Damme video.