Favorite quotes

[Zantheus]

One Ive always enjoyed is

"Your life works like a toaster...you need to be pushed down in order to pop up"

It is true in many ways....for most people it takes a horrible or depressing incident or stage in their life to realise what changes need to be made to be happy

[Br@nFl@Kes{CLR}]

Yes, Im On The Internets, Using The "Google".

G.W Bush

[Zantheus]

Yes, Im On The Internets, Using The "Google".

G.W Bush

LOL thats funny

[Vince_II]

Re: Favorite quotes

Anyone have any favorite words of wisdom or amusement?

"Holding onto anger is like holding onto a hot rock with the intent of throwing it at your enemy - you are the one who gets burned."

Buddha.

"Sometimes I think it should be a rule of war that you have to see somebody up close and get to know him before you can shoot him."

one more

"Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out."

-Steven Covey

[TheSilentAssassin]

"Nuts" - General Anthony C. McAuliffe, 101st Airborne, Battle of Bastogne, 1944, response to German surrender demand.

ya that was funny.


"Find something to believe in, and find it for yourself, and when you find it pass it on to the future." -Unknown

"The only limitations we have are those we put on ourselves" -Unknown

"Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -George S. Patton

[drunken_chef]

Bumper Sticker Guy: [running after Forrest] Hey man! Hey listen, I was wondering if you might help me. 'Cause I'm in the bumper sticker business and I've been trying to think of a good slogan, and since you've been such a big inspiration to the people around here I thought you might be able to help me jump into - WOAH! Man, you just ran through a big pile of ***!
Forrest Gump: It happens.
Bumper Sticker guy: What, ***?
Forrest Gump: Sometimes.

[Apache Warrior]

These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: Can't live with them, or without them.
Aristophanes


Some things have been around for longer than you think.
Apache

[jaspurr]

Marc Bolan..... 'What Tree?'

[Dr_Zoidberg]

To an airport ticket agent:-

"As a matter of fact, I DID accept items from persons unknown to me! A nice man in a chadar gave me this awesome luggage freshener with a clock attached."

[Apache Warrior]

http://search.barnesandnoble.com/boo...=9780345404282

This is one of my favorite reference books.
Read about George Seldes here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Seldes

Apache

[linemanstud]

"You'll shoot your eyes out!"

Goes without saying what movie that's from.

Best movie ever. Period. OHHH FUUDDDDGGGGEE.

[tupinambis]

"Who Dares, Wins" - SAS motto.

"The Church says that the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." - Ferdinand Magellan

OMG I love that one!

[0r4ng1n4]

"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something."
-Hagar the Horrible iirc