Favorite quotes

[BigTwinky]

"Which way do these stairs go?" "They go up."

"Ray, if someone ask you if you are a god, you say YES!"

"I think we'd better split up." "Yeah, we can do more damage that way."

Ghostbusters

Sorry, I'm thread spamming.
My favorite Ghostbusters quote:

Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.

[BlackArrow]

"Which way do these stairs go?" "They go up."

"Ray, if someone ask you if you are a god, you say YES!"

"I think we'd better split up." "Yeah, we can do more damage that way."

Ghostbusters

Sorry, I'm thread spamming.
My favorite Ghostbusters quote:

Dr. Egon Spengler: I'm worried, Ray. All my readings point to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.

Very funny Twink

[Afflikt3d]

Two:
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist." - Verbal Kint

"When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion." - Robert Pirsig

[BigTwinky]

That is actually where I got my nick from.
I believe it dates back 7 years or so, I needed to find a new name and wanted something somewhat funny. I had seen Ghostbusters the night before and it stuck with me.

I spell it with a Y at the end instead of IE because I really thought thats how you spelled it.

And here is a bigtwinky twinkie fact: I have never actually tasted a twinkie.

[BlackArrow]

I have never actually tasted a twinkie.

What And you aren't even tempted? That is just so wrong.

[-IRC-MIKE]

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. --Mark Twain

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. --George Bush

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." --George W. Bush

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." --Al Bundy

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

From a teacher to the student: "I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!! "

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Who are you and how did you get in here? Umm... I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

[Rand{CLR}]

As for Val Kilmer, in looking through his IMDB, I see that they are making a new Heat, and are in negociates with Pacino, DeNiro and Kilmer. Interesting.

No dude...I saw that too, but it has "VG" after it. Which means they're turning Heat into a video game. It may suck, but it's better than trying to do a remake or sequel to one of the best movies of the last 20 years.

How about this for a quote, heard on the radio today:

"Wha's tha' then? A tiny human?"
-GEICO Gecko in the delivery room

-Rand

[xGoblin013x]

Got some more...

"Evil men rarely think they are." -George Lucas

"We need to brainificate and thinkify." -Me, using Frank Caliendo's Bush impression

"SILENCE! I kill you!" -Ac-*phlem*-med, Jeff Dunham

Everything at www.chucknorrisfacts.com

"Chuck Norris does not grow old. He grows more God-like." -I personally came up with this one.

Everything ever said on
The Blue Collar Comedy Tour

[Dead_And_Gone]

"That's not a knife, THIS is a knife"
--- Croc Dundee

"I love you" Her
"I Know" Him
--- Han Solo and Princess L in Star Wars

[{CLR} ObiTroy]

Heard this one the other night and loved it. Wife and I both looked at each other and cracked up... only paraphrasing here, don't remember exact quote.

Homer: Someday we'll have enough money to start a family.
Marge: But, Homer, we already have a family.
Homer: ...a better family.

[FieryDragon]

Well i loevd this one from Charlie's Angels b/c I came up with it before the movie but no one believes me since they saw it in a movie.

"It was The Chadd!"

The movie changed it to only one "d". But I was sayng that for years befoer the movie came out.

Another one I like is,

"You'll shoot your eyes out!"

Goes without saying what movie that's from.

[-Bar]

As for Val Kilmer, in looking through his IMDB, I see that they are making a new Heat, and are in negociates with Pacino, DeNiro and Kilmer. Interesting.

No dude...I saw that too, but it has "VG" after it. Which means they're turning Heat into a video game. It may suck, but it's better than trying to do a remake or sequel to one of the best movies of the last 20 years.

How about this for a quote, heard on the radio today:

"Wha's tha' then? A tiny human?"
-GEICO Gecko in the delivery room

-Rand

I didn't know they were making a Game after the movie... One of my all time favorites. Rate up there by Goodfellas and Platoon.

[Br@nFl@Kes{CLR}]

My Quote is

"A good friend will bail you out of jail...Your best friend will be sitting behind bars with you going...THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!"

[BigTwinky]

haha, I didn't see that VG.
I wonder what type of game it will be? Lets save that discussion for another thread...hijacking is illegal

[JohnyRico0]

"I don't know if you've been keepin' up on current events but we just got our a**es kicked."

"We're in some pretty s**t now!"

"Game over, man, game over!"

-Bill Paxton as Cpl. Hicks in "Aliens"