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JESUS CHRIST! At some point you'd have to say.. WHEW...(wipe the sweat and tears--and blood if any).. Ok .. I think I'm done. I'd be kinda clued in if my wife started asking for FOOD on the crapper.
Trooper, I guess I will volunteer .... my only request is that you cover up somewhat with a newspaper when I have to bring your meal to you. I'll leave the exhaust fan running when I leave as well.
Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin
You know he hasn't been getting any for a while...at least not there...I hope.
Don't you think you'd notice if your ass started growing to the toilet seat. I wonder if she started growing through the MIDDLE of the seat, or if ....kinda like.. started swallowing the toilet until her cheeks were touching the floor.
Even the short time I have to do the job, I even shift around a little to muscle out the masterpiece.
I guess that's what happens when you splurge and purchase one of those really comfortable Binford toilet seats. It hurts me to think about sitting there for 10 minutes, much less .... God.
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