The perfect wedding gift

[Ghost_Rain]

Well guy's as you may know I got married again 11 days ago, So I decided to get my New wife a gift. So I give hear Divorce paper's on are weeding night as a joke.

But for 3 day of are Honey moon she did not talk to me, Which was great I thought it would be fun joke but it backfired.

[Devilguns]

I've been in the dog house a lot for pranks but that definitely has me beat

[BenKenobi]

prist: u guyz married !!

ppls: yey!!

darkrain: k divorc tiem!!

bride: wtf??!?

darkrain: jk jK!! roflmao!!

bride:

[thedeadlyassassin]

Get her a monkey that's collapsed on a sign that says

"Soooooo Whatcha doing?"


Make sure it's wearing a diaper, my fiance saw a monkey in a diaper and almost cried cause it was "so cute"

[Ghost_Rain]

Well I told here I still want a divorce but see keeps LOL at me so I'm stuck lol. So I'm taking rest of the week off and returning back to work next week.

[Murphy420]

No! No! Bad Dark Bad

[ViTO]

Thats just FUNNY !! You gotta laugh at that !!

[Brinn]

Laugh in that awkward chuckle you sort of have to kind of laugh.

[Alley_Viper]

I know how you feel.. My wife has never let me hear the end of our wedding day.
Priest "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"
Me "No"
Everyone in attendance "*GASP*"
Wife "It's supposed to be 'YES' you jackass!"

Now in my defense, *I* thought it was pretty funny

[FieryDragon]

I know how you feel.. My wife has never let me hear the end of our wedding day.
Priest "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"
Me "No"
Everyone in attendance "*GASP*"
Wife "It's supposed to be 'YES' you jackass!"

Now in my defense, *I* thought it was pretty funny

Now that's funny!

[Ghost_Rain]

Well she got the last laught in the end when she told me she was pregant again and no I'm not kidding.

[TheSilentAssassin]

Re: The perfect wedding gift

Well guy's as you may know I got married again 11 days ago, So I decided to get my New wife a gift. So I give hear Divorce paper's on are weeding night as a joke.

But for 3 day of are Honey moon she did not talk to me, Which was great I thought it would be fun joke but it backfired.

That probably wasn't funny for her, but come on...BUT IT WAS FUNNY HUH?

[Ghost_Rain]

I still thick she joking until I see prove then I'll belive it.

[TheSilentAssassin]

I know how you feel.. My wife has never let me hear the end of our wedding day.
Priest "Do you take this woman to be your wife?"
Me "No"
Everyone in attendance "*GASP*"
Wife "It's supposed to be 'YES' you jackass!"

Now in my defense, *I* thought it was pretty funny

I bet someone got to sleep on the couch after that...

[darth_nevus]

hahaha, i'd laugh good, but some people have a twisted sense of humor like i do.