For those of you who arent in the know, my wife gave me a nice present in the form of a virus that destroyed my gaming rig.
I spent all day yesterday rebuilding it, only to fight corrupt files and a dramatic bandwidth problem.
At first I thought it was a virus still lodged in the computer.
I reinstalled.
Then I reconfigured every component in the network.
then I called Comcast and said "My bandwidth has been dropped so dramatically that you guys have made it impossible to even use my phone"
The operator said "well what are you using all this bandwidth for"
My very italian reply was along the lines of "Nun of yer business" with a four letter word thrown in there along the way.
After a shouting match, I finally told them "you idiots have no idea what you are doing. I have two small children in my house, and because you percieve me as a bandwidth hog, I cant even use my phone."
"we'll have someone out in the net 48 hours- but no one has reported anythign so its not really a priority yet"
I said "so apparently I am a nobody, and you are waiting for a somebody to call- because I have this [expletive] problem"
"WE cant confirm that sir"
Just then my TV went green boxes all over and the sound wouldnt work.
"well listen- either the problem is my modem- or its the area network. Being that my [expletive] TV just green boxed, and the fact that my modem has nothing to do with that, I'm going to call horse [expletive]."
She says "sir, we can send anyone out until its a problem"
I say "So I cant work, I cant dial out, and I can expect more of the same for 48 hours- because I am no one? This pattern of behaviour suggests you capped my bandwidth because I am rebuilding a computer that got destroyed by virus that travelled your pipe. I think we can have an interesting conversation about that in court at some point."
She didnt do anything for me. BUT in 2 hours I had all my bandwidth back.
I hate these douchebags.
I spent all day yesterday rebuilding it, only to fight corrupt files and a dramatic bandwidth problem.
At first I thought it was a virus still lodged in the computer.
I reinstalled.
Then I reconfigured every component in the network.
then I called Comcast and said "My bandwidth has been dropped so dramatically that you guys have made it impossible to even use my phone"
The operator said "well what are you using all this bandwidth for"
My very italian reply was along the lines of "Nun of yer business" with a four letter word thrown in there along the way.
After a shouting match, I finally told them "you idiots have no idea what you are doing. I have two small children in my house, and because you percieve me as a bandwidth hog, I cant even use my phone."
"we'll have someone out in the net 48 hours- but no one has reported anythign so its not really a priority yet"
I said "so apparently I am a nobody, and you are waiting for a somebody to call- because I have this [expletive] problem"
"WE cant confirm that sir"
Just then my TV went green boxes all over and the sound wouldnt work.
"well listen- either the problem is my modem- or its the area network. Being that my [expletive] TV just green boxed, and the fact that my modem has nothing to do with that, I'm going to call horse [expletive]."
She says "sir, we can send anyone out until its a problem"
I say "So I cant work, I cant dial out, and I can expect more of the same for 48 hours- because I am no one? This pattern of behaviour suggests you capped my bandwidth because I am rebuilding a computer that got destroyed by virus that travelled your pipe. I think we can have an interesting conversation about that in court at some point."
She didnt do anything for me. BUT in 2 hours I had all my bandwidth back.
I hate these douchebags.
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