Lookeeee what I can do....

[Trooper110]

Another master spammer steps up his game. Congrats.



You're not really missing much. It's a compressed slab of random meats and meatlike substances pressed into a block that can almost literally last forever. The taste sort of reflects this.

-Rand

So what you're saying is....it's more or less processed and compressed cockroaches?

[WalkinTarget]

Yes, there are green eggs. Use a simple green food coloring to accomplish it. But ... beware the consequences !! What goes in green comes out green, sooo .. don't ask how I know this, please.

ohh, +1 in my push to get 4k.

[Minerva]

[BigTwinky]

that just looks really gross

[baller4life2468]

Wow.
thats nasty.
lol.

Baller

[Kenshin Himura]

That looks like something Tails and I pulled out of our cabinets last week.

Kidding! (kinda... )

[CarbonFire]

And to make this thread somewhat intellectual...

Quote:
"Spam" is a popular Monty Python sketch, first televised in 1970. In the sketch, two customers are trying to order a breakfast from a menu that includes the processed meat product in almost every dish. The term spam (in electronic communication, and as of 2007, general slang) is derived from this sketch.[1]

It features Terry Jones as The Waitress, Eric Idle as Mr. Bun and Graham Chapman as Mrs. Bun. The televised sketch also featured John Cleese as The Hungarian and Michael Palin as a historian, but this part was left out of audio recordings of the sketch.

The menu
Egg and bacon
Egg, sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg, and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam
Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce garnished with truffle pat?, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam (this is only in the LP version's menu, but the TV version features the Hungarian trying to order a similar item)

The phenomenon, some years later, of marketers drowning out discourse by flooding Usenet newsgroups and individuals' email with junk mail advertising messages was named spamming, recounting the repetitive and unwanted presence of Spam in the sketch. This phenomonon has been reported in court decisions handed down in lawsuits against spammers - see, for example, CompuServe Inc. v. Cyber Promotions, Inc., 962 F.Supp. 1015, n. 1 (S.D.Ohio 1997).

The text just doesn't capture the full essence of that sketch though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Bloody Vikings

Congrats on the milestone btw Twinky

[GeneralSnake]

I'm sure there is such things as green eggs, but not sure you would want to eat them

You can just put green dye into them. When I was like 7 or something I was at my friends house for St. Patties day and his mom made us green pancakes.

[GeneralSnake]

Yes, there are green eggs. Use a simple green food coloring to accomplish it. But ... beware the consequences !! What goes in green comes out green, sooo .. don't ask how I know this, please.

ohh, +1 in my push to get 4k.

Oh, and I drank some purple crap once, some crazy fruit juice health thing, and guess what came out purple?

[BigTwinky]

You can just put green dye into them. When I was like 7 or something I was at my friends house for St. Patties day and his mom made us green pancakes.

My brother once baked a cake...it tasted like peanut butter and was actually not too bad. But he decided to put green dye in it and it just wasn't the same.

i also remember Heinz trying to market some purple and green ketchup. I tried the green one but it just wasn't the same. Ketchup needs to be red

[Thrashdragon]

Oh, and I drank some purple crap once, some crazy fruit juice health thing, and guess what came out purple?

NERDs candy does that too, at least they did they last time I had them 25 years ago...it's rather shocking.

[Trooper110]

Hey mom....look what else nerds are good for!......

[FieryDragon]

Yah I'm a NOOB when it comes to doing this stuff but I couldn't find one so I made it in 30 seconds!

[-IRC-MIKE]

NERDs candy does that too, at least they did they last time I had them 25 years ago...it's rather shocking.

Oysters have a similar effect on me if I eat more than a few.

[BigTwinky]

Now I'm gunning for Paceman's position in the top 10