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    Pay Attention

    First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

    They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor.

    The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." "For an example", the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation.

    I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Learn to pay attention!"
    Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

    #2
    hehe.. i saw this joke too. there is one really famous autopsy doctor in asia do this in front of reporter, and everyone freak out. he said that by sucking his finger he can know the time of death, but actually he just pulling joke. he know time of death cuz other thing, not cuz sucking the finger.

    also he touch with one finger and put another finger on his mouth..
    Milk Is Good For Health. o.O

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      #3
      wow i bet that made you feel great walkin. I gotta remember that if i go to med school

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