If you dominated the world...

[thedeadlyassassin]

What would you change?

Here's my list

1) I get as much Root Beer as I want (if this stuff had alcohol in it I'd be a major alcoholic)

2)You are not allowed to vote, drive, ride a bike, walk in crowds, walk through aisles in stores or be seen in public without taking a common sense test

3)You must have a job at the age of 15, or all means of entertainment are taken away.

4)You must work out at least 30 minutes a day, 4 times a week.

5) All fast food chains are destroyed except Jack N the Box and Taco Bell.

6) Tivo is destroyed, we need commercials to fuel our economy

7) You can be gay, straight, Asexual, atheists, christian, jewish whatever... as long as you do not try to force your religion on others.

You must state your national anthem once a week, and respect your flag. If you refuse to, go live in the ocean or forest and stop taking advantage of your nation YOU DO NOT RESPECT

9) Homework is to be given every night, playtime limited to no more than 5 hours

10) if you use the word "noob" or any identical word, you are to be shot. If you survive, you are to be shot again, if you survive that, you live... because I'm pretty damn sure you've learned your lesson.

11) If you just happen to not drop your trash in the "respectable area", I may just not drop an atomic bomb on the "respectable area", and drop it on you instead.

12) If you are to be an NBA ref, you are to not be "Dee dee dee!!!"

13) Teachers shall be allowed to smack students that are disrespectful, immature, and disrupt the learning process

14) If you try to rebel against my will, you are to be fed to the so called "hell hounds"

15) If you fail to post on this thread about what you would do if you dominated the world, than shame on you!!

More to come!

[mapes]

What would you change?



6) Tivo is destroyed, we need commercials to fuel our economy

More to come!

If you dominated the world I would have to unite my tribe of ReplayTV users with the less intelligent Tivo users in open rebellion against you.

Seriously WTF does commercials have to do with the economy...What am I not buying enough "as seen on TV" products?

[JohnyRico]

I do dominate the world and as I sit hear in my iron tower things are going exactly as I planned! (Insert Dr. Evil style pinky laugh here)

[LIMEY]

1/ No more lists!

2/ See 1/

[Shazbot]

If I dominated the world I would require everyone to read the US Constitution, take a test to prove they understand why compulsory day to day nonsense issued by the government should be against the law and then promptly resign my position allowing free and democratic governments to flourish.

[Warhead]

i would just hit the "reset" button
all problems solved

vote warhead for prez

[Thrashdragon]

All drinking water and foodstuffs will now contain a universal contraceptive. In order to have a child, you must prove that you have a stable home and sufficient income, as well as undergoing an extensive application and interview process.

The borders will be closed by lethal force. Businesses knowingly using illegal immigrant labor will have their doors permanently shut and the owners executed.

Welfare and food stamps shall be terminated except for the very small percentage of current recipients that actually need it. We now have a workforce to cover all those empty jobs the illegals were performing.

NAFTA will be repealed, and the United States will withdraw from the WTO and the UN.

In order to vote, you must serve a minimum of two years as a government employee. This includes the armed services as well as administrative and bureaucratic positions.

The population of Israel will be airlifted in its entirety to occupy South Florida. The current population of South Florida will be airlifted to reside in Israel, thus making it the most well armed nation in the Middle East. We will not provide any aid whatsoever to the transplanted Miamians, thus obviating the need for everyone else over there to keep trying to blow us up.

We will withdraw from Iraq immediately, after rounding up every loudmouth wannabe warlord and cleric that's causing trouble and executing them. We will make it quite clear that if we have to come back for any reason, we will reduce the entire infrastructure of the country to rubble. We will not put troops on the ground.

We will make it very clear to Iran that we've had enough of their crap, and would be perfectly happy to bomb them into oblivion. If they react in any way other than cowering in fear, we will demonstrate our willingness to act by making Tehran glow.

All foreign aid will be cut completely until we get our own house in order.

Marijuana will be legalized and regulated, however the penalties for public abuse and/or driving will be the same as those for alcohol. Any person found with more than 20 grams of any other illegal substance will be publicly executed immediately. After a 6 month grace period, any person found with any amount of any other illegal substance will be publicly executed. The opium fields in the Middle East and the coca fields in South America will be napalmed and the earth salted. You want a War on Drugs, I'll give you a War on Drugs.

We will aggressively pursue and implement alternative forms of energy. Any promising patents to this effect held by Big Oil or The Big Three will be null and void.

Marriage shall lose all legal standing. There's no reason for a court of law to be involved with the union of two people. You can now marry a person of the same sex, or a goat, or whatever your fancy is. Businesses can pick and choose who they give benefits to.

Schools will only teach science. They will not teach Creationism or mention unnatural sexual practices. While you are free to involve yourself in whatever you want, children shall only be taught what is natural and scientific.

Anti-smoking laws in restaurants will be repealed. It is up to the business, not the government.

Seatbelt and helmet laws will also be repealed. The government is not your mother and should not be interfering with Darwinism.

The federal government shall be reduced to regulating disputes between states and providing for the common defense.

A flat tax of 5% shall be applied to all wage earners. No loopholes, no complicated tax law. This will be more than enough to pay for the smaller government.

Any government employee convicted of waste, fraud or corruption will be executed.

[Trooper110]

My vote is for Thrashdragon so far

[thedeadlyassassin]

My vote is for Thrashdragon so far

+1, nice list. A little harsh, but that in my opinion is what we need. Our own free will without the government stepping in, and to stop all these bastards from breaking the law. I'll agree to execution, but there's a problem, what about those corrupt? When people have the power to execute, they become heartless and corrupt. Even though you stated that you'd execute the corrupted, than those people will be corrupt and so forth.

When you have the fate of someone that you don't know that broke a minor law, what are you going to do? Keep in mind that you probaby just executed a bunch of crackheads and watched their blood pour out of their head.

[LIMEY]

Do these not infact has some contradiction in them? Government monitors your choices in some area's but not other.........scarey thoughts......

All drinking water and foodstuffs will now contain a universal contraceptive. In order to have a child, you must prove that you have a stable home and sufficient income, as well as undergoing an extensive application and interview process.

Seatbelt and helmet laws will also be repealed. The government is not your mother and should not be interfering with Darwinism.

[Thrashdragon]

I'll agree to execution, but there's a problem, what about those corrupt? When people have the power to execute, they become heartless and corrupt. Even though you stated that you'd execute the corrupted, than those people will be corrupt and so forth.

I will be in charge of the executions, and I am not corrupt. I will be very, very busy.

[Thrashdragon]

Do these not infact has some contradiction in them? Government monitors your choices in some area's but not other.........scarey thoughts......

Yes, it is a big pile of contradictions, but then again so am I.

We need to do something about the unwanted and abused children in this country, though, so I present that as an exception to the general rule of a smaller, non-intrusive government.

Plus, I just banged that whole thing out off the top of my head.

[FieryDragon]

If I ruled...anyone wearing Bug Eye Sunglasses would be executed! Other than that..I vote for Thrash!

[Rand{CLR}]

I'm glad some of you guys aren't in charge. People are too free with the nukes, Deadly wants a society of semi-roided up fitness freaks backhanding schoolkids around until they turn into angry semi-roided up fitness freaks, and Thrash wants to revert back to pre WW2 America and isolationism.

Among other things.

Who else has lists? This can get interesting.

-Rand

[linemanstud]

If I ruled the world, I would basically adopt a non-corrupt version of communism. Considering I am used to living as your basic lower-middle class worker, and i actually kinda enjoy it, I think I could pull off leading that kind of government. I would also develop a universal language and a universal religion to reduce the number of reasons for my people to fight. That is pretty much all I've got right now. If I think of anything else I will post again.