If you dominated the world...

[freak93]

Well let me think here....

1)Firstly, I think abortion should be legal if the baby has a defect or if it was born because err... someone had there way with you

2)I would not try to start world peace because then more people would start dying from from filthy environments and starvation. Although i would regulate it so that if any nasty stuff like nukes or chemicals were used they would get a taste of their own medicine. I'll at least the leaders of the country we'll just gas em up a little with something that is fixable and take them out of office.

3)If anyone exceeds 500 lbs then they get a scholarship from the government and are forced to join something like la weightloss.

4)I would go with Thrash and say a 5% tax on income

5)Oil companies would be owned by me so no jerks could suck every dollar possible from people

6)I would knock into the americans heads that if the Mexicans cross the border illegally they aren't supposed to be here anyway so tax the crap out of em

7)Rape would come along with a sentence to life in jail

I would make a universal type of money probably the Euro cause a lot of Europe uses it anyway

9)I would have freedom of religion, but if your religion has something to do with killing people that is not ok.

10)There would be free self-defence classes you could take.

11)I would give single parents that have to struggle to make it a chance to sign up for a discount card that all shops must accept.

Thats all for right now. I'll try and think of some more

[thedeadlyassassin]

I'm glad some of you guys aren't in charge. People are too free with the nukes, Deadly wants a society of semi-roided up fitness freaks backhanding schoolkids around until they turn into angry semi-roided up fitness freaks, and Thrash wants to revert back to pre WW2 America and isolationism.

Among other things.

Who else has lists? This can get interesting.

-Rand

actually no, I'm not wanting fitness freaks running around and becoming angry. To be honest, I'm sick of fat people crying about their problems. Put force into their life and problem solved. THAT is why I want that rule.

[mapes]

All drinking water and foodstuffs will now contain a universal contraceptive. In order to have a child, you must prove that you have a stable home and sufficient income, as well as undergoing an extensive application and interview process.

No offense but no way in hell am I going to let our government drug me. I do not trust the FDA as it is.

The borders will be closed by lethal force. Businesses knowingly using illegal immigrant labor will have their doors permanently shut and the owners executed.

So you plan on stopping half of California agribusiness nice economic move.

Welfare and food stamps shall be terminated except for the very small percentage of current recipients that actually need it. We now have a workforce to cover all those empty jobs the illegals were performing.

I think it's a bit more complicated than that.

NAFTA will be repealed, and the United States will withdraw from the WTO and the UN.

Hey I'd be happy if the US left the WTO. Which is pretty much used to keep poor countries poor and give us an unfair advantage. Hell we're liars and oath breakers anyways...go look up Antingua

In order to vote, you must serve a minimum of two years as a government employee. This includes the armed services as well as administrative and bureaucratic positions.

I'm actually ok with This

The population of Israel will be airlifted in its entirety to occupy South Florida. The current population of South Florida will be airlifted to reside in Israel, thus making it the most well armed nation in the Middle East. We will not provide any aid whatsoever to the transplanted Miamians, thus obviating the need for everyone else over there to keep trying to blow us up.

We will withdraw from Iraq immediately, after rounding up every loudmouth wannabe warlord and cleric that's causing trouble and executing them. We will make it quite clear that if we have to come back for any reason, we will reduce the entire infrastructure of the country to rubble. We will not put troops on the ground.

Thats just too funny....I had no idea all those retired folks were pack'n

We will make it very clear to Iran that we've had enough of their crap, and would be perfectly happy to bomb them into oblivion. If they react in any way other than cowering in fear, we will demonstrate our willingness to act by making Tehran glow.

Perhaps if we didn't listen to Iranian double agents like Akmed Chalaby (SP) or play sides in the Iran/Iraq war we wouldn't have this issue.

All foreign aid will be cut completely until we get our own house in order.

I don't understand I thought you said your cutting welfare?

Marijuana will be legalized and regulated, however the penalties for public abuse and/or driving will be the same as those for alcohol. Any person found with more than 20 grams of any other illegal substance will be publicly executed immediately. After a 6 month grace period, any person found with any amount of any other illegal substance will be publicly executed. The opium fields in the Middle East and the coca fields in South America will be napalmed and the earth salted. You want a War on Drugs, I'll give you a War on Drugs.

It's not that simple. The farmers are starving. They can make more money off of drugs. Plus when they're are in dire striaghts they will use any cash crop....once they get roped in it's very hard to get out. I mean people will do any thing to feed there kids. Personally if there wasn't a market for it they wouldn't sell it. as for Afganistan we are the ones who failed there.

We will aggressively pursue and implement alternative forms of energy. Any promising patents to this effect held by Big Oil or The Big Three will be null and void.

OK

Marriage shall lose all legal standing. There's no reason for a court of law to be involved with the union of two people. You can now marry a person of the same sex, or a goat, or whatever your fancy is. Businesses can pick and choose who they give benefits to.

I'm kinda against this. It's not for the reasons you think but mostly for right of inheritance and property ownership. Otherwise I'm ok with it

Schools will only teach science. They will not teach Creationism or mention unnatural sexual practices. While you are free to involve yourself in whatever you want, children shall only be taught what is natural and scientific.

AMEN

Anti-smoking laws in restaurants will be repealed. It is up to the business, not the government.

I have mixed feelings. If an establishment wants a smoking section sure but, it either be all smoking, all non smoking or if both completely sealed from one another

Seatbelt and helmet laws will also be repealed. The government is not your mother and should not be interfering with Darwinism.

I'll amend it to say for Adults. I think it should be considered manslaughter if a parent lets they're child to ride without a seatbelt or FULL FACE helmet

The federal government shall be reduced to regulating disputes between states and providing for the common defense.

I don't really have an opinion on it

A flat tax of 5% shall be applied to all wage earners. No loopholes, no complicated tax law. This will be more than enough to pay for the smaller government.

and who will pay for defense spending which is like a huge part of our budget

Any government employee convicted of waste, fraud or corruption will be executed.

The punishment should meet the crime. Where as I'm not saying they should get away easily but, I think death is a bit much. In many cases people have been found to be innocent....kinda blocks your right to a fair trial and an appeal.

[Todd98]

I do not want too dominant the world! Even if I could I could not run it right! You could expect someone too over throw me because I did not do things that made everbody happy. If I were too have that power I would try too find a person that would best best fit the description and would do better than I could.

[-Bar]

My vote is for Thrashdragon so far

+1


Specially to the NAFTA part and leaving the WTO /// UN

[{CLR} Major.Massacre]

Nuke the entire planet. All problems solved. jk

[thedeadlyassassin]

Among other things.

Who else has lists? This can get interesting.

-Rand

yeah, it'd be nice if EVERYONE could make a list, including you!

[Thrashdragon]

yeah, it'd be nice if EVERYONE could make a list, including you!

Aye, instead of picking apart other people's ideas, post your own solutions. I could go through a point-by-point rebuttal of Mapes' response to my post, but we always do that around here. I think a thread where everyone posted their own ideas would be a lot more interesting.

[-Bar]

Aye, instead of picking apart other people's ideas, post your own solutions. I could go through a point-by-point rebuttal of Mapes' response to my post, but we always do that around here. I think a thread where everyone posted their own ideas would be a lot more interesting.

You stole all of mine...

[mapes]

Surely your august personages as stated rulers of the world would need advisers to help guide you by the puppet strings muhawaaaaaaaa


No reallly I find it hard enough to get to work in the morning ....rule the world madness.

Besides whenever I thought about this I started typing stuff like as if the question was if you were president. I'll put up a list. When I'm not late to work.

[Thrashdragon]

Besides whenever I thought about this I started typing stuff like as if the question was if you were president. I'll put up a list. When I'm not late to work.

A president in out current political system can't effect real change. Post as if you were supreme tyrant.

[freak93]

Not that it really matters all that much i just thought i would bring it up. this is ruling the world not america or whatever country you are from.

I just noticed a few people only talking about their country

[Thrashdragon]

Not that it really matters all that much i just thought i would bring it up. this is ruling the world not america or whatever country you are from.

I just noticed a few people only talking about their country

Yeah, I stuck with fixing the US. The world is too screwed up to fix in its entirety.

[Donziboy2]

The population of Israel will be airlifted in its entirety to occupy South Florida. The current population of South Florida will be airlifted to reside in Israel, thus making it the most well armed nation in the Middle East. We will not provide any aid whatsoever to the transplanted Miamians, thus obviating the need for everyone else over there to keep trying to blow us up.

HEY WTF!!!!!!
I live in south florida and i only own 5 guns..... Make sure i get plenty of ammo and am able to shot anyone who annoys me.... AKA half of south florida.....

PS...
I would like to call in air support now. need a tank drop

[linemanstud]

Not that it really matters all that much i just thought i would bring it up. this is ruling the world not america or whatever country you are from.

I just noticed a few people only talking about their country

Like I said, Communism is the answer. It would be one of the few answers that could semi-fix the whole world if it was not corrupt.