Your Momma jokes...

[Pidgeot_Girl]

yo momma is ugly she uses a line of makeup called why bother

yo momma is soooo old she waited tables at the last supper

yo momma is soo stupid she put lipstick on her forhead 2 makeup her mind

[Trooper110]

Yo mamma is so old, she's got Apache beat!

[Apache Warrior]

Yo mamma is so old, she's got Apache beat!

Apache

[FieryDragon]

Yo mamma is so old, she's got Apache beat!

Best Mama joke yet!

[Hammy]

Yo Momma's so Fugly she signed up at MySpace and even Tom wont be her friend.

[DougBob]

Yo momma's so old she calls cavemen younguns

[DougBob]

Yo momma's so fat, when she went to pick her car up at the shop, they tried pulling her with the wrecker.

[Hammy]

Your Momma's so broke, even the bums give her hand outs.

[Pidgeot_Girl]

yo momma is soooo stupid she thought nickleback was a refund

yo momma is soooooo f fat she used 2 hind buses 4 roller blades

yo momma is soooooo fat she went 2 a restrant and look at the menu and said ok

yo momma is so fat she drives a spandex car