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    The secrets revealed...

    I guess it's time. First off...


    I am NOT (the following)

    gay
    a teacher
    a guy that sleeps with his teacher
    in school
    pregnant
    have a gay cat (Im getting a cat, does that make me gay? I don't want a bunch of penises around me because I want a cat, so how does this make me gay?)
    Work on gay 3 nutted cats
    own a 3 nutted cat ( I want one with NO nuts... I don't want it making babies)
    Teach biology
    Kill people



    I AM

    a man
    dark hair
    6 ft
    slender build
    straight
    and... the secret revealed.


    I am not 26 years old...


    So guess my age. And I'll tell you this, I am NOT in school, but I was recently.

    Once someone has guessed my age correctly, I'll explain why I told everyone I was 26 (or 24-25 when I had birthdays and was a CLR).

    So, how old am I? And why do you think today is one of my happiest days.

    #2
    You are 21 ?? And can buy drink yourself

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      #3
      we never thought you were 26 or a teacher.

      we did think you were full of it.

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        #4
        You're 13 which means that you technically aren't a "tween" anymore.

        Congratulations!

        Unfortunately, this means you aren't allowed to listen to Hannah Montana anymore.
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          #5
          Why would you lie about your age? The only honourable reason I could see someone lying about their age would be to get into the military at any early age during wartime. I thought you were a part time teacher, and vetrenarian assistant. Im not going to bother with this **** anymore im too old.
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            #6
            Originally posted by {CLR} Major.Massacre View Post
            Why would you lie about your age? The only honourable reason I could see someone lying about their age would be to get into the military at any early age during wartime. I thought you were a part time teacher, and vetrenarian assistant. Im not going to bother with this **** anymore im too old.
            Good question, I'll explain later. and No I'm not the ages that have been guessed. 13 was a long time ago.

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              #7
              Originally posted by drunken_chef View Post
              we never thought you were 26 or a teacher.

              we did think you were full of it.
              That's good to hear because I gave so many hints that I was full of it.

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                #8
                oh mass, I was a veterinarian assistant, but it wasn't my career or job, and I have taught people, but not as a full time teacher, I also was a teacher assistant lol.

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                  #9
                  18...?

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                    #10
                    I'm not exactly dying to know, but.................................

                    ARE YOU GOING TO FRIGGIN TELL US, OR WHAT? I'VE BEEN WAITING 4 FRIGGIN DAYS
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                      #11
                      You-

                      are a 40 year old virgin
                      share a house with your grand-mother
                      never had Sushi before
                      have a beard and you wish your best friend was named chuck and you really wish you had his sister
                      ride a bike (that just had the training wheels removed)
                      wish you could stab people like me but you will never master the ways of the shovel
                      had a best friend until your older brother melted him along with hans obi and vader
                      love dino-tenders
                      also wish your mom would buy you the cooler blue snow suit for this up coming winter season
                      touched a girls foot one time while you were at wal-mart in the men's bathroom until the police busted down the other stall and dragged Denny Crane out of the room.


                      Anything else I am forgetting ?

                      I hate guessing games /lameness

                      When you come back, bring me a beer if your old enough I am too tired for this kind of BS

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by (DSP)-Bar View Post
                        You-

                        are a 40 year old virgin
                        share a house with your grand-mother
                        never had Sushi before
                        have a beard and you wish your best friend was named chuck and you really wish you had his sister
                        ride a bike (that just had the training wheels removed)
                        wish you could stab people like me but you will never master the ways of the shovel
                        had a best friend until your older brother melted him along with hans obi and vader
                        love dino-tenders
                        also wish your mom would buy you the cooler blue snow suit for this up coming winter season
                        touched a girls foot one time while you were at wal-mart in the men's bathroom until the police busted down the other stall and dragged Denny Crane out of the room.


                        Anything else I am forgetting ?

                        I hate guessing games /lameness

                        When you come back, bring me a beer if your old enough I am too tired for this kind of BS
                        Post of the year!
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                          #13
                          we never thought you were 26 or a teacher.

                          we did think you were full of it.
                          ROFL, nod to that !!!!

                          It really wasn't a secret, we just didn't tell you we knew.
                          Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

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                            #14
                            Tell Us

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                              #15
                              he is not 19! he is 19 and a half... maybe his 3 nutted cat make him look older.

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