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    Blond joke of the day :D

    A Plane Is On Its Way To Toronto, When A Blonde In Economy Class Gets Up
    And Moves To The First Class Section And Sits Down.

    The Flight Attendant Watches Her Do This, And Asks To See Her Ticket. She
    Then Tells The Blonde That She Paid For Economy Class, And That She Will
    Have To Sit In The Back.

    The Blonde Replies, 'i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Toronto , And
    I'm Staying Right Here'.

    The Flight Attendant Goes Into The Cockpit And Tells The Pilot And The
    Co-pilot That There Is A Blonde Bimbo Sitting In First Class That Belongs
    In Economy, And Won't Move Back To Her Seat.

    The Co-pilot Goes Back To The Blonde And Tries To Explain That Because She
    Only Paid For Economy She Will Have To Leave And Return To Her Seat. The
    Blonde Replies, 'i'm Blonde, I'm Beautiful, I'm Going To Toronto , And I'm
    Staying Right Here'.

    The Co-pilot Tells The Pilot That He Probably Should Have The Police
    Waiting W Hen They Land To Arrest This Blonde Woman Who Won't Listen To
    Reason.

    The Pilot Says, 'you Say She Is A Blonde?' I'll Handle This, I'm Married To
    A Blonde. I Speak Blonde'. He Goes Back To The Blonde And Whispers In Her
    Ear, And She Says,
    'oh, I'm Sorry,' And Gets Up And Goes Back To Her Seat In Economy..

    The Flight Attendant And Co-pilot Are Amazed And Asked Him What He Said To
    Make Her Move Without Any Fuss.

    I Told Her, 'first Class Isn't Going To Toronto ' '
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    #2
    OMG thats sooo wrong lmao

    Actually I've did something like that to someone once...
    OK it did not work, but it worked for like 2mins then it donned on them what I was playing at.




    I'm not insane. I'm just overwhelming!

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      #3
      Aaaaaaaaaahhhhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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