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    A WOMAN'S POEM


    Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep

    One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,

    One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

    I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

    Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

    Massages my back and begs to do more.

    Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

    Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

    I pray that this man will love me to no end

    And always be my very best friend.


    A MAN'S POEM:

    I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

    This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.

    The End
    [this is where my funky sig would go. But I don't have one.
    So all you get is this crappy text]

    #2
    lol good one

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      #3
      [img]https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4373/35734799443_53cb20ef13_z.jpg[/img]


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        #4
        hmm....

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          #5
          Finally something that makes sense... lol

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            #6
            hehe.
            Hit 'em like comic books, kaboom! pow pow!

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