Hello again, this is A. Hamster reporting at 10 to the hour of 10 Pacific Daylight Time with the Weekend in Review from Cains Lair News Network.
First off, my avatar has changed, but sadly, my underpants did not. More on this as we explore why it is important to leave the keyboard at least twice a day later in the hour.
The numbers are in and it is safe to say that our community has grown. From new visitors who decide to make their presence known on a daily basis, to the random guy I ran into on an equally random COD4 Hardcore Server (whereby I was simply as they say in hip hop land 'jonesin for my fix and couldnt get my kix, so I ran off to the nearest skanky *****')
This man said to me "Hey Hammy- "
I said "Yes?" (and he possibly heard me yell in the background *GRENADE* into his direction)
He says "Cain's Lair- yes?"
I say "Why yes- you know of our place"
And He says "I do, and I am glad it is still around."
And then I reply "then why in the hell are you playing here?"
And the man says "Because I like to say the F word too much and I cant stand environments where I cant <censored> <censored> my <censored> <censored> because they are a bunch of <censored>'s"
I took pause for a moment
And remembered to thank him for not coming back here.
It just goes to show all of us, that even an asshat can be proud of the Cains Lair Community.
On with our next story-
Today, Apache said farewell to his son, who is going to college for his first semester this fall. We all wish him well and hope that he remembers to mix in an occasional bottle of water in between beers to keep himself from getting a hang over....
Today in the news, we tested some Friendly Fire modules on the DoD server. It was not clear what was so enjoyable about the experience:
1) The random voice that kept talking to me:
WHO IS THAT? I'M SEEIN VOICES!!!!
2) The mysterious light that would come out of Bar's wrist when he pushed the flashlight button.
3) The mysterious time warp bubble that we entered at one point, where Bar and I were the only people on the DoD server over ten years old. Side note: this was traumatic at several levels, as we struggle to find the humor, relevance or value in communication when they combined the word 'douchebag' into a complimentary verb.
4) Killing Bar when he wasnt looking as we ran side by side down the street
5) Watching Console (who in the hell is console? Kidding- it was Cain) Say "hmm- its on, no wait, no it isnt- now...no...not yet..yes?..yes! no! wait a second"
Third Story for the day:
Jeffro is now a digital cable technician. Apparently for a small fee, he can come by your house if your converter is not descrambling the signal correctly and adjust it.
It was just today that someone asked him to come by and fix their digital box. His method you ask?
Supposedly he ripped it from the wall and did an end-zone dance on the mofo until he reached a zen state which enabled him to reroute the co-ax fromt he wall to the Television. Another successful bypass job!
It has been great, and thank you again for tuning in to CLNN, The Cains Lair News Network.....
First off, my avatar has changed, but sadly, my underpants did not. More on this as we explore why it is important to leave the keyboard at least twice a day later in the hour.
The numbers are in and it is safe to say that our community has grown. From new visitors who decide to make their presence known on a daily basis, to the random guy I ran into on an equally random COD4 Hardcore Server (whereby I was simply as they say in hip hop land 'jonesin for my fix and couldnt get my kix, so I ran off to the nearest skanky *****')
This man said to me "Hey Hammy- "
I said "Yes?" (and he possibly heard me yell in the background *GRENADE* into his direction)
He says "Cain's Lair- yes?"
I say "Why yes- you know of our place"
And He says "I do, and I am glad it is still around."
And then I reply "then why in the hell are you playing here?"
And the man says "Because I like to say the F word too much and I cant stand environments where I cant <censored> <censored> my <censored> <censored> because they are a bunch of <censored>'s"
I took pause for a moment
And remembered to thank him for not coming back here.
It just goes to show all of us, that even an asshat can be proud of the Cains Lair Community.
On with our next story-
Today, Apache said farewell to his son, who is going to college for his first semester this fall. We all wish him well and hope that he remembers to mix in an occasional bottle of water in between beers to keep himself from getting a hang over....
Today in the news, we tested some Friendly Fire modules on the DoD server. It was not clear what was so enjoyable about the experience:
1) The random voice that kept talking to me:
Console: Hammy, can you please hang out for a minute
2) The mysterious light that would come out of Bar's wrist when he pushed the flashlight button.
3) The mysterious time warp bubble that we entered at one point, where Bar and I were the only people on the DoD server over ten years old. Side note: this was traumatic at several levels, as we struggle to find the humor, relevance or value in communication when they combined the word 'douchebag' into a complimentary verb.
4) Killing Bar when he wasnt looking as we ran side by side down the street
5) Watching Console (who in the hell is console? Kidding- it was Cain) Say "hmm- its on, no wait, no it isnt- now...no...not yet..yes?..yes! no! wait a second"
Third Story for the day:
Jeffro is now a digital cable technician. Apparently for a small fee, he can come by your house if your converter is not descrambling the signal correctly and adjust it.
It was just today that someone asked him to come by and fix their digital box. His method you ask?
Supposedly he ripped it from the wall and did an end-zone dance on the mofo until he reached a zen state which enabled him to reroute the co-ax fromt he wall to the Television. Another successful bypass job!
It has been great, and thank you again for tuning in to CLNN, The Cains Lair News Network.....
DUDE!! This is awesome stuff, I can't wait to make it in the news, I won't kill you anymore 
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