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    CLNN News at 6 O'Clock (depending on where you live, and if you own a watch)

    Good Evening Cains Lair- A. Hamster reporting live from the studio here at CLNN Cains Lair News Network. Where you become news and the casualty, all in one flailing swoop of the keyboard.


    Quickly, let's get current.
    This weekend marked the passing of the first Cains Lair Greet Your Neighbor event. In true spirit of the occasion, Day of Defeat: Source ( 63.113.60.4:27015) was very active. At times we were registering a full server, and during others, some unusual things occured.

    Let's test your knowledge, shall we?

    Getting a beacon during a match this weekend meant which plugin was being tested?
    If you suddenly burst into flames, what might you have done in order for this to happen?
    Name two of the new maps and the objectives on these maps.
    Name the Cains Lair Player whose dog became part of the tactical discussion.

    Answers will be provided in the next issue, HOWEVER, if you have no idea what this means, the answer for you is : NOT ENOUGH DOD FOR YOU

    On with our next piece, Greet Your Neighbor was a great success and the numbers are still coming in, but it appears by the activity and they comments that we are doing a great job (is this really news?- we are AWESOME!)

    "I've been playing DoD for a few months now, and I have never had anyone say hello to me with such a welcome like that before"
    "When in the heck did you guys get a HC server? Fuggedahbout those other frag servers- This is where it is at"
    "You guys sure are nice. Do you all have any other games that are being hosted?"
    Note the y'all on that one. :LMAO:

    Third Piece- We're taking a moment in our news broadcast to interview two very special people, very close to this Hamster's heart. I'll introduce them in the best way that I can, The Godfather of Fathers- Mr. Set A Good Example for Pop's everywhere, ViTO; And the sweetest woman in all of Spain, the goddess of Muy Bonita, a woman with an accent that will make you forget to pull the trigger, Minerva!!

    Here's my conversation with ViTO:


    1. Name 2 things that happend this weekend you found fun, funny, etc.
    I found out my whole life I thought the phrase was " Country Pumpkin " and the phrase is actually " Country Bumpkin " oh yeah, that was enough laughing from and at me

    Country Pumpkin works for me- some of them are as round as one anyways...

    2. Name your favorite food
    Any Pasta and my Wife's Sauce

    3. How long you have been in the community
    Ever since I loaded UT2K4 on my computer. The first day I installed it, I sorted the Servers by players and CAINS LAIR was at the top of the list 32 of 32 that was March 2005

    4. How many children you have playing in our community (legitimate and otherwise).
    Brandon AKA Br@nFl@Kes {CLR } turned 14 Last Week. When he was 10, he tagged himself {CLjR} so I guess you could say he founded the {CLjR} Tag and has since moved up to {CLR}. I also have 3 young daughters although to young for the online scene. THEY ARE LOVING THE Wii !!
    Special Note: As an italian, I can say that it is wise to never look an italian mans' daughter in the eye in his presence....even when you are married to his daughter....the consquences are as painful as spending the next holiday dinner sitting in the kitchen with the teenagers.....

    5. Favorite Nemesis on the Game Field
    Lately I have had great pleasure in hunting down Black Arrow, although I'm usually at the short end of the stick and the last thing I see is BA Walking over my dead body

    6. Favorite Team Mate
    I normally don't look at teams and just auto-assign my self, I love playing with everyone. I guess the standard answer most people give will be APACHE, since he is so vocal and makes a great teammate but there are so many great people here

    7. Your most passionate hobby in real life ?
    Drawing, I don't get enough to pursue it

    8. If you had only 1-2 GB on your hard drive to install just one game what game would it be?
    I play anything that is in CAINS LAIR Rotation, For me its all about the fun and playing with people I like. I would rather play a bad game and have fun with the people )

    9. Name your favorite rodent cartoon character (hints: Mighty Mouse, Chip n dale, Jerry in tom and jerry, Speedy Gonzales, etc.)
    Gotta go with Mighty Mouse !!! Here I come to save the daaaay !! editors' note- I saw ViTO shout this as he covered a flag under attack with an MG- 4 dead Allies and a steep grin from ViTO as we capped the last flag- lmao

    10. One Quote to the CLR Community
    " You don't stop playing cause you get old, but...you might get old if you stop playing ! "

    11. Guilty Pleasure Gaming Secret (i.e. The Sims 2)
    I actually play solitaire still, I can get enough of those cards jumping around, always looks like a cool memory leak to me


    And the always beautiful, Minerva

    **She turns the Spanish accent on as we sit down** (cha-cha cha! )

    Hola Hammy!!

    Sure you can interview me. Let's see what we have here...

    1. Name 2 things that happend this weekend you found fun, funny, etc.

    Well, interesting that you mention this, I overdose yesterday with "acetilcisteina", I was supposed to take 1 pill of 600 mg and I took 2 pills by mistake. I am having this miserable Scotish cold and I thought I would take these to help. You can only have 600 mg in 24 h. and I took 1200 because I thought it was 1 every 8 hours. The concept of "fun" or "funny" hasn't been in my life for the last 2 days, I had nauseas and headaches like you wouldn't believe. So I would say, to sum up, that something fun to do was being able to be in the bed watching tv when you are supposed to be ironing. Duh...

    2. Name your favorite food

    Ohh... I love food, there are many many I adore. But basically Mediterranean food. From all kinds of pasta; pesto, carbonara, arrabiata, bolognesa, puttanesca..., to sea food and fish, fresh though, and served by the sea preferably Oh! and I love desserts if they are home made. I also like rabbit a lot. If the ingredients are fresh and good quality and you have olive oil, you can't fail!

    3. How long you have been in the community

    It will be two years next month.


    4. How many children you have playing in our community (legitamite and otherwise).

    Unfortunatelly none. I have no children yet. I lived with one if that counts, but he left me 4 months ago. --oh well.... --

    5. Favorite Nemesis on the Game Field

    Like, person who always seems to kill me? Jeffro...I am also n? 1 victim in Kriotek stats..

    6. Favorite Team Mate

    There are many, I would say if you comunicate to me and we work together that's good enough.

    7. Your most passionate hobby in real life

    Travelling.

    8. If you had only 1-2 GB on your hard drive to install just one game what game would it be?

    BF2

    9. Name your favorite rodent cartoon character (hints: Mighty Mouse, Chip n dale, Jerry in tom and jerry, Speedy Gonzales, etc.)

    Does it have to be rodent? I loved la Abeja Maya, Heidi and Ulysses. She doesnt love the rodents

    10. One Quote to the CLR Community

    Mi familia virtual, donde quieres a todos pero a veces mandarias al cuerno a alguno, cari?osamente. **sigh** Somebody pinch me....

    11. Guilty Pleasure Gaming Secret

    Hmm... I don't think I have any. Oh wait, I checked and I installed a game called Chocolatier2. You have to make chocolate, really silly, but you buy ingredients and I like cooking so... well.. I don't think I have to justify!
    Gracias!

    Well, we have run over a bit today, so we're going to save our news for the next piece later in the week. Good night all, happy hunting, and remember:

    You'll come for the games, stay for the people, and get fragged by the Hamster

    Reporting live from CLNN News Studio, Cains Lair News Network, Alive and Fighting at

    Day of Defeat Source
    63.113.60.4:27015

    Cains Lair =COD4= HC TDM
    63.113.60.4:28960

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    63.113.60.2:28960



    [Good night....is this mic still on.....WTF SAL? I told you no close ups......SOMEONE GET ME SOME PELLETS?!......Why is my trailer not filled with fresh woodchips?.....AND WHY IS A FAN ON MY WHEEL...........GET THIS KID OUTTA HERE!......what? the mic is still on?Thanks again Folks - good luck and good night (is it off now you idiot?)......

    #2
    You never cease to amaze me.

    "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist."
    - Dom Helder Camara

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      #3
      LOL, Minerva I hope you're feeling better and ViTO is my hero
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        #4
        That is the best show yet....I love Minerva's quote. I'm so glad I took Espanol.
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          #5
          Great news reporting.
          Apache

          Where do you put the Bayonet?
          Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
          I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
          Frank Lloyd Wright

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            #6
            Great as usual Hammy, I enjoyed the interviews
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              #7
              Wow bro, well done. I could not stop laughing. I think I must check my pants for wetness. Oh, just as i thought, I'm out for the night lol

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                #8
                Always amazing.... We need a full CLNN News team lmao
                Great job hammy, keep these comin lol
                good CLR quotes

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by {CLR} Naillik View Post
                  Always amazing.... We need a full CLNN News team lmao
                  Great job hammy, keep these comin lol
                  good CLR quotes
                  Actually, the entire community are the reporters. Some of what I have written I have seen, some of it was given to me by people like you Nailik.

                  I'm ready to start accepting stories from everyone. Keep in mind that we may not use all the material, but that shouldnt deter you from contributing.

                  Thank you all for the appreciation- I just report the fun. It's pretty funny how when you know where to look, you can see people having a heck of a time in our community.

                  ~Hammy

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hammy View Post
                    It's pretty funny how when you know where to look, you can see people having a heck of a time in our community.

                    ~Hammy
                    Well, you shouldn't have to look hard. Everywhere I go all i see is people having fun.
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                      #11
                      Hammy is so good, he will be moving the CLNN posts to the Front Page here !!!

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                        #12
                        This is good
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