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    Poor Hugh Hefner!

    He's heartbroken!

    He's 3 times her age! Did he think she loved him for his robe? His charm? His pipe?

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/TV/1....ap/index.html

    #2
    That smoking jacket is +1 in my book. Takes a strong man to carry that off without looking like a retired dude in a bath robe.
    Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

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      #3
      He's 3 times her age! Did he think she loved him for his robe? His charm? His pipe?
      More like his money.
      Apache

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        #4
        I'm surprised he's not dead from massive cardiac arrest yet, heh
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          #5
          Seriously, if anyone (even he) thinks that these 28 year old models are with him for his looks and not his money, power and career opportunities, I want what they are smoking cuz its damn good s...stuff.

          Although in his place, I really wouldn't care because ya know, I'm the one with the 28 year old model, regardless of her reasons
          [this is where my funky sig would go. But I don't have one.
          So all you get is this crappy text]

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            #6
            He doesn't care. I read that about that earlier. He's already looking into the 19 year old there. She's not his girlfriend 'yet' is how he put it. He goes on to say how he won't be alone. He's not looking for love, just the texture.
            He's always been that way, he's about the woman not the love.

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              #7
              whether you agree with his lifestyle or not,

              whether you agree with his business or not,

              whether you acknowledge the anonymous community projects he has funded over the years or not and of course in site or in favor of my first two points,

              I dont think ANYONE will EVER really say "Poor Hugh" and mean it.

              The life he has lived has been a one he has enjoyed, and is one that has been enjoyed by many who have known him personally or otherwise. Sincerely- wtf are we talking about here?

              His Bimbo attention seeking girlfriend left him because they werent going to get married. Big deal. Hugh isnt an idiot. He has always said his children will get his money and NO ONE is going to get in the middle of that. Getting married will only insure that someone will sue over his estate with a semi - legitimate reasonable cause.

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                #8
                Man, this old guy has no shame. Grow up and get married, then die... There are no pimps at the age of 70+. Such a child

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                  #9
                  mmmmm...texture.

                  Originally posted by RyeWhiskey View Post
                  He doesn't care. I read that about that earlier. He's already looking into the 19 year old there. She's not his girlfriend 'yet' is how he put it. He goes on to say how he won't be alone. He's not looking for love, just the texture.
                  He's always been that way, he's about the woman not the love.
                  Yes, I know he'll be all right, in his own way. Though in some ways his life might seem a dream, I'm afraid I'd feel quite pathetic at that age, trying to keep up with, relate to, and share with someone in their twenties...just thinking of/knowing what they really think of me while they bounce around my palace. Anyway, the mind would block that all out, I suppose....Mmmmmm, texture.

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                    #10
                    LOL, dude that's what I'm talking about. He's been living in his own world for so long, he's warped in that way. He doesn't care what the girls think of him, he enjoys the beauties of life, not the emotions that go along with it. LMAO, dude the guys has been in pajamas for 40 years, think about that. Surrounded by 'hotties' for longer than that.

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                      #11
                      P.S.

                      I wasn't serious when I said "poor Hugh Hefner", Hammy. Sarcasm flows from my pores (was going to say orifices, but knew I'd take some shots for that! [here they come]). I threw it out there because I knew this thread would get some grade-A responses, and it has. All of you "gentleman" are quite wise!

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                        #12
                        Har Har Har

                        You guys are all killing me!!! Pimp, pajamas, smoke...I'm already over the breakup!!

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                          #13
                          Hef: Pimpin ain't easy at my age, baby !!'
                          Kendra: Heheheheheheheheheheheheee



                          Whenever The Soup needs comedic relief, Joel McHale will run that annoying clip of Kendra laughing.
                          Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by K PhaNTOM View Post
                            Man, this old guy has no shame. Grow up and get married, then die... There are no pimps at the age of 70+. Such a child
                            So if you had the chance to live in his shoes, have his money, his life, you would chose not to.
                            [this is where my funky sig would go. But I don't have one.
                            So all you get is this crappy text]

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                              #15
                              Hah

                              Originally posted by BigTwinky View Post
                              So if you had the chance to live in his shoes, have his money, his life, you would chose not to.
                              Phan's jealous.

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