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    Sage advice from Rico

    This morning at about 10:30 I was at work. I manage a retail store. During the 2nd biggest shopping day of the year I am dealing with the following:

    1. One of my cashiers is running 2 hours late & actually asked me if that was a problem.
    2. One of my cashiers was crying because she misread her schedule and showed up 30 minutes late and was afraid she was gonna get fired. At least she understood that it was, indeed, a problem.
    3. Another one of my cashiers had a sudden coughing fit and had to leave her register because she could barely breath.

    At this point the phone rings and another of my employees tells me that she will be in for her shift but that she may need frequent bathroom breaks because she has diarreah and has almost pooped her pants twice that morning. She infroms me that she has taken Pepto Bismal and Tumms but is still suffering and wants to know if I have any ideas for her. I take a breath, count to three and give her the best thing I can think of....

    STOP EATING!

    She shows up to work a few hours later, looks me square in the eye and says "That was a great idea! That totally worked!"

    Sigh.

    #2
    Im still laughing LOL

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      #3
      Aren't Employees fun.
      Apache

      Where do you put the Bayonet?
      Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
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        #4
        wow

        If I had the trots, I'm afraid I wouldn't make it to work...

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          #5
          Tums?!?!?!

          Imodium works well.
          A change of Pace.
          "All the fun of a clan without the BS" - Cain

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            #6
            Tis the season, after all.

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              #7
              Update: 3 more all call outs today with the same symptoms so I pitched all the food in the fridge at work. I think they're all just infecting each other with some sort of flu but I might as well elimenate the food poisoning option.

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                #8
                Wow someone actually told you they almost crapped their pants?!?!

                That's hilarious!
                [IMG]http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r43/ryanbatc/radarsig1-1.jpg[/IMG]

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                  #9
                  wow that really is good advice!

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                    #10
                    Doctor Rico!!
                    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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