Funniest thing I heard today

[K PhaNTOM]

Funniest for 10/26

Cain: I don't see why everyone wants my dogtags.

It's because you're our celebrity.

What, like Paris Hilton? Do I have to leak a sex tape?

Who else would be in it?

NOT IT!!

That was Apache, which explains why no one wanted to be in that sex tape.

[Apache Warrior]

That was Apache, which explains why no one wanted to be in that sex tape.

And I don't remember anything about there being a sex tape. I deny there is a sex tape.
Apache