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    Hold on, we're in a $#!^ storm here. Oh, God, I jumped out!.... Why is the parachute NOT 9!?!

    Haha! You bounced dude!

    #2
    Originally posted by JohnyRico View Post
    Hold on, we're in a $#!^ storm here. Oh, God, I jumped out!.... Why is the parachute NOT 9!?!

    Haha! You bounced dude!
    wahahah

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      #3
      lol

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        #4
        For me I liked: "Anyone need a gunner?? I have recently become available."

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          #5
          LOL!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cain View Post
            For me I liked: "Anyone need a gunner?? I have recently become available."
            lol

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              #7
              Hahaha!
              [this is where my funky sig would go. But I don't have one.
              So all you get is this crappy text]

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                #8
                "We move it move it!" -Someone Hey! i was thinking the EXACT same thing! HAHAHA!


                p.s. that someone.. i forgot who it was lol last night.

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                  #9
                  Yep. Heard something similar this morning.

                  "What is the effing key for the parachute?!!"

                  He must have just fell to his death

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                    #10
                    Well what IS the key for the parachute? I haven't had to use mine yet. I thought it was spacebar...

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by S-Man View Post
                      Well what IS the key for the parachute? I haven't had to use mine yet. I thought it was spacebar...
                      Yeah default is SPACE

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                        #12
                        Except apparently you can't jump out of choppers without having "Bad luck."

                        Or maybe I just need to work on my magic finger skills...
                        [IMG]http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r43/ryanbatc/radarsig1-1.jpg[/IMG]

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Brian is Huh?!{CLR} View Post
                          "We move it move it!" -Someone Hey! i was thinking the EXACT same thing! HAHAHA!


                          p.s. that someone.. i forgot who it was lol last night.
                          I got that tune in my head now....lol

                          I look forward to the first BF3 movie with that as the sound track
                          Jaspurr

                          [img]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y56/vitopagano/jaspurr.jpg[/img]

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                            #14
                            Funniest for 10/26

                            Cain: I don't see why everyone wants my dogtags.

                            It's because you're our celebrity.

                            What, like Paris Hilton? Do I have to leak a sex tape?

                            Who else would be in it?

                            NOT IT!!

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                              #15
                              i found a really nice one in SP.. might use it for a slogan..

                              "Tankers call infantry "SPEED BUMPS"

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