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    Funny way you died

    Ok, so we're in Firestorm.I'm trying to get the warehouse area. I'm layin on the corner of the building across the street from the loading dock with the semi in front. I pull out a nade, rare back and throw it at the building where the enemy is hiding. About the time I throw it one of my teammates jumped up and ran right across my path at 90deg. Nade hits him on the side of his body, bounces off and lands about 1 foot in front of my face.

    I didnt even try to run.

    Another time we are in Tehran and I'm on the street below the wall. I turn the corner and start up the street up the small hill to the next level. It's all paved street here. I get half way up when I see a nade rolling fairly fast down the hill toward me.

    I couldnt get away fast enough.


    Another one on Tehran, I'm stooped below one of the stairways to the upper level and I look as see a nade hopping down the stairs, " ploop, ploop, ploop. Bam.

    Then on Seine, I was on one of the river roads and someone blew up a rather large tree. Tree then proceeded to fall on me, and pinned me in where I couldnt get out.

    Then on Bazaar, I'm behind one of the rubble piles on the long streets peeking over. Fiery comes up benind me in the MAV and smacks me in the back pushing me over the hill and I proceeded to get my head blown off.

    Then yesterday I had one positive go my way. I was on top of the warehouse on Firestorm. I hear a ruskie down below me by one of the back doors. I peek over the edge and there he sits. I ease off the side of the building right on top of him. He breaks my fall as I swing my knife and get his tags. Not all that dramatic but I would have liked to have been watchin that from a distance. If I wouldnt have landed on him I would have died from the fall. Those are tall buildings.

    I'm sure you guys have moments that you laugh at.

    Oh and the best one yesterday. Apache is sittin in one of the little side entranceways lookin down one of the long hallways on the Peak map. I spawn across from him in one of the indentions in the hallway. You know, one of the little side indentions where you temporarily stand before you proceed to get killed.
    Anyway, I make a dash for the exit where Apache is perched, but he's blocking the door. I cant get out of the hallway. I'm stuck out in the hallway with no exit and no retreat, and there he sits. I'm exposed down the straight part ,facing the exit where Apache is sitting, trying to get out just waiting for the enemy to mop up with my head.

    I scream, Apache get out of the way, all the while waiting for the bullet that I know is surely coming. He scoots over and I with great relief get in the little exit way. Very intense moment. Those of you that have fought in the hallway any at all know what I mean.

    So picture this, you know how long one lives while in the hallway.
    [COLOR="#008080"][/COLOR][SIZE="5"][COLOR="LightBlue"][B]Not everything that counts on the battlefield is countable.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

    #2
    The funniest one I had was I jumped out of the the jeep before it came to a stop. it bounced back and ran me over lol.
    Old school or the new, doesn't mean a thing if your heart's not true...

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      #3
      You mean the hallway Apache sits at the end of and fires rockets into? (when I can get close enough I hear him hollering for ammo)

      Back to thread: I've died in plenty of ridiculous ways, so many ill have to think of a good one...ill try later from the pc so I can type better.

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        #4
        I was in this Jihad Jeep following this one tank that won't blow up. I went behind him, we were both moving full speed. The moment where I was going to exit and let the jeep roll next to him, I exit the car and I didn't notice the tree that went straight into my face and gave me "Bad Luck." I couldn't be upset, it was hilarious.

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          #5
          Assualting the Offices on Kharg Island I ran from the gas station, apparently im such a clumsy fool I tripped on the pipes and broke my neck.... bad luck killed me. Seems you can kill yourself tripping over your own feet, or dropping two feet from any stationary object. Wish I wasnt so damn clumsy!

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            #6
            Same hallway on peak. Team wiped out first round cuz they lost the middle of map. Second round same way. End of that hallway on the inside is at least two snipers, one rpger, support, etc. I die a dew times in it, alone. So I try to get to the end from the road side. One time actually get around to get wiped. Next time I wait, 15 yds back, hoping a squad mate will at least spawn on me so I can try one last time to murder the suckers. I wait, lying on the ground against the wall, listening to them fire rpgs from about ten yds away. No one spawns on me cuz they're safe outside. Tickets are getting low, and I'm thinking about making one last dash to kill at least one hooker. A tank rolls into the intersection, I watch him fire a round, wait, the barrel turns past me, stops, turns back, fires. I die, end of round, no blood drawn. Not funny, but tragic, I suppose.

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              #7
              I ran myself over with a jet last night.. in the air.

              Was flying inverted and got hit so I bailed and the plane hit me as it continued on it's way down.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Timi View Post
                I ran myself over with a jet last night.. in the air.

                Was flying inverted and got hit so I bailed and the plane hit me as it continued on it's way down.
                Yea you can't jump out when upside down. Best way is to go straight up over the place you want and it just ejects you several 100 meters above the location.

                Or go nose down then jump and you fly a couple hundred of meters before you can hit your shoot.
                Never jump with nose up or you go to far.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by goldenfooler View Post
                  Yea you can't jump out when upside down. Best way is to go straight up over the place you want and it just ejects you several 100 meters above the location.

                  Or go nose down then jump and you fly a couple hundred of meters before you can hit your shoot.
                  Never jump with nose up or you go to far.
                  I got hit and disabled, and I didn't feel like waiting around for it to recover or be shot down. At the time it never even occurred to me about ejecting while inverted might result in a huge fail. Oh well, at least it stole the kill from someone!

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                    #10
                    I was laying prone at a side entrance to the tunnel. Evidently you can not jump over someone who is prone.
                    Apache

                    Where do you put the Bayonet?
                    Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                    I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Apache Warrior View Post
                      I was laying prone at a side entrance to the tunnel. Evidently you can not jump over someone who is prone.
                      Apache

                      Duh.. why you think I was screamin.

                      [COLOR="#008080"][/COLOR][SIZE="5"][COLOR="LightBlue"][B]Not everything that counts on the battlefield is countable.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

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                        #12
                        One other one was when Drisel gets us blown up for not being still .

                        Ok, I'm back at the gas station in Tehran highway their spawn side objective. I'm lying on the ground beside one of the little guard shacks on the highway. Enemy BMP comes just about even with me and is shooting down the road.

                        OK, so I'm gonna wait for him to move along and shoot him in the ass. Next, thing happens A Vodnik pulls up beside him and starts machine gunning the highway. I figure I'll wait till they both decide to move up before I engage em.

                        Along comes Drisel spawning on me just like he is supposed to. Me figuring Drisel for a semi intelligent fighter proceeds to pull out a rocket launcher. I think at this point well he'll wait for them to move up a bit. All i hear is swooosh.. boom.

                        Now you have to remember these tanks aint 30ft. away. After he did that I all I had time to do was pull the trigger on my launcher before the tank proceeded to blow hell out of us at close range.

                        It was dang funny, I couldnt even warn him. But I did raise hell for him gettin us killed in a strategic location. But I wasnt mad.
                        [COLOR="#008080"][/COLOR][SIZE="5"][COLOR="LightBlue"][B]Not everything that counts on the battlefield is countable.[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE]

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                          #13
                          I think my funniest was when I was using the Mortar on Seine and... was a bit too close to the building. It bounced off it and landed directly onto me.

                          It was even funnier when I had my friend over, watching me play. We saw a teammate do what I just explained. We laughed, so I decided to show him how it's done. Problem is... I was still too close to the building...

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                            #14
                            I was on a balcony with the Javelin. I thought I was clear to fire. I locked a tank and raised the javelin to fire. Boom, I died. There was an overhang above me.
                            Apache

                            Where do you put the Bayonet?
                            Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                            I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                            Frank Lloyd Wright

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                              #15
                              PK and I were trying to get the javelin to work well. I think frog kept saying you can shoot straight up and it will hit the target.
                              So me in my wisdom say heh i can shoot over this rock 3 feet away and 20 ft high. Well I couldn't and killed us both.

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