Funniest BC2 and\or Vietnam memories

[p0002q]

I know you have em, cuz I do and I don't play that game much!!

You CAN ride on top of a tank -- question is, for how long?

Setting:

Team losing, spawned @ a cap point.... jumped in a tank and went on killing 4-5 peeps, taking the CP dying, but won the round.

There was some guy in the tank gunner spot before i even got in the tank who was like 23kills 3deaths hiding in the back corner of a map spamming and as soon as I got in the tank he started spamming the chat with stuff like CLR's suck, CLR noob, etc. etc.

He was mad @ me for taking "his tank" and pushing the last CP for the win. (some may recall)

Well at the start of the next map I wanted to mess with him a bit, so I jumped on top of a tank and Apache ended up getting to the driver's seat 1st.... well I made it approx. 150 feet and the whole time the animation was me sinking into the tank and bouncing back up over and over at a rapid pace, then i magically died.

the animation for it looked stupid beyond belief and it made it even funnier in TS3:

Apache Warrior: "O crap, i just ran over p0002q"


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Priceless laughing moments are also:

Start match
Try to take a heli gunner spot
Either get it or not

Pilot is not a good pilot
Heli lifts into air
Heli tilts backwards
Heli poitning towards sky
Heli flies off map boundary backwards
Heli lands propellar first in the forest off the map
Heli blows up
Pilot kills 2-4 people
Many rage

p0002q laughs extremely hard...

The way it looks to see a heli do that is extremely funny to me and it never ceases to amaze me how often i saw that happening

[baconoclock]

Had a funny one last night. Playing medic, hiding behind a house next to a sniper that needed some heath. There is a friendly tank driving by to my left.

I throw a medpack.
*kaboom*
Double tk on the tank with a medpack (game said rpg)

[K PhaNTOM]

My third kill in Vitenam is a collateral shot across a base to kill Minerva and Tex.

My most treasured was when I knifed LOCO, then TEX came to help him and I knifed him too. I bragged about it in chat and Tex went all mad "Do you ever shut up?"

[p0002q]

Had a funny one last night. Playing medic, hiding behind a house next to a sniper that needed some heath. There is a friendly tank driving by to my left.

I throw a medpack.
*kaboom*
Double tk on the tank with a medpack (game said rpg)

a spy must've swapped ur meds with some C4... o crap, sorry wrong game.

I would love to see that though!

did anything else happen like an expolosion (other than tank) or did everything look normal.. that's crazy how it registered RPG, did the tank even get hit by one


@ K -

I love the multi kills, @least when I snipe... the priceless ones are when I hit someone i didn't notice in the distance too.

[Cain]

Great thread!! I got several, I'll post them later...

[p0002q]

Great thread!! I got several, I'll post them later...

p0002q @ work says: "NeeDS MOAR STORIES" !!

[Qicmee]

So I'm sneaking up behind a sniper who's covering Hill 137 objective A from some high rocks near the beach. I get almost to him when somebody spawns on me (2 feet away). It's a hot zone so I drop him a med kit, then I wonder who it is. Slowly I realize that he didn't spawn on me, he had spawned on the sniper. I blasted him, and then another guy spawns. I blasted him, and then ...

I had to go through 5 guys before they'd let me move toward that sniper. Every time a new guy showed up, it filled my view, and I had to worry it might be somebody in my own squad. Finally, as I started moving to get the original sniper, I got picked off by fresh enemies flanking me. At least I died laughing.

[Pumpkin_Jack]

Ok my favorite one was 3-4 nights ago I was playing on another server(cains was full waiting list 5 people!) and sniped out 4 pilots in a row 3 of which were the same guy. Turns out this guy is a regular there and got super pissed at me and told an admin to ban me, after an admin watched me and determined I wasnt hacking (score was around 25:10) and the guy kept omplaining because my m40 musta had a magnet on this guy. Next round he's on my team and after a min or so he kills me and continues to do it 4-5 times until he got banned for tk's.... lol I win.

The other one I do a lot but with no spacific memory of it is i snipe formone bush for 20-30 second and then move on to a nearby bush or building at which i can see where i was just hiding and watch people go running into the bush from behind lookin to kill me and I laugh so hard as I shoot their head off, think I did this to bacon once or twice last night.

[Cain]

so I'm Sneaking Up Behind A Sniper Who's Covering Hill 137 Objective A From Some High Rocks Near The Beach. I Get Almost To Him When Somebody Spawns On Me (2 Feet Away). It's A Hot Zone So I Drop Him A Med Kit, Then I Wonder Who It Is. Slowly I Realize That He Didn't Spawn On Me, He Had Spawned On The Sniper. I Blasted Him, And Then Another Guy Spawns. I Blasted Him, And Then ...

I Had To Go Through 5 Guys Before They'd Let Me Move Toward That Sniper. Every Time A New Guy Showed Up, It Filled My View, And I Had To Worry It Might Be Somebody In My Own Squad. Finally, As I Started Moving To Get The Original Sniper, I Got Picked Off By Fresh Enemies Flanking Me. At Least I Died Laughing.

Roflmao!

[Cain]

Hill 137.

I was coming out of that cave that lets you drop in on the other team's Objective A.

I look down and there must be half their team standing around the flag at A. One guy looks up, sees me, then throws a grenade at me, hoping to get it into the mouth of the cave I'm standing in.

He throws it too high and it hits the ledge above me bouncing back into that large group standing around A.

They see the grenade and scatter in every direction like roaches on the kitchen floor when you turn on the lights!! It was hilarious.

[baconoclock]

a spy must've swapped ur meds with some C4... o crap, sorry wrong game.

I would love to see that though!

did anything else happen like an expolosion (other than tank) or did everything look normal.. that's crazy how it registered RPG, did the tank even get hit by one


@ K -

I love the multi kills, @least when I snipe... the priceless ones are when I hit someone i didn't notice in the distance too.

The tank was in a battle with another tank, I had assumed the other tank got him until i saw the double TK pop up(other tank then killed me). It had me scratching my head for a while on that one.

[Dead_And_Gone]

Was running around with Skud and Cobalt.
Helo coming in hot. Raise my trusty M60 and shoot through the cockpit. Rag Doll Pilot goes FLYING 30 yards horizontally like he was catapulted. And There was Much Rejoicing.

Or, saw one guy on other side of a fence. Lobbed a nade.
4 Bodies go flying straight up in the air. hehehe.
And again, There was Much Rejoicing.

[mapes]

The server was fairly unpopulated one night. Skud was flying the helo around while Genomics was trying to shoot him down with a tank. I spawned on Skud. Jumped out of the helo and randomly landed on top of Genomics tank. Plant some TnT...BOOMMMM

[Apache Warrior]

Rand killed my tank the other night.........with a grenade.
Apache

[Cain]

Rand killed my tank the other night.........with a grenade.
Apache

Not funny, this is a nightly occurrence....